Battle Bureaucracy with Fake "Crises" and Caf

If your company is at all established and successful, it's probably already become a bloated, uninspiring workplace, says leading satirist Dr. E.L. Kersten, author of "The Art of Demotivation." Here's how to take back your company by overcaffeinating your workers, limiting their contact with the outside world, and teaching them that the need for "fairness" is petty and weak.

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Education

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• Recruitment
• Selection
• Human
• Resources
• Workforce
• Management
• Workplace
• Bureaucracy
• Kersten
• Despair

[kabloozie]

I think he eavesdropped on my old job.

[seekliberation]

@rhino6403 I agree this guy is an asshole, in a way. But I read one of his books and I do agree with the problem that he identifies, I only disagree with his solution. The truth is that employees never have and never will care about their employers, and if you observe their behaviour carefully, you'll see it. Every job i've ever had I see that truth in co-workers. I don't know the solution to the problem, but I definitely disagree with this guys solution.

[rhino6403]

Congrats youve created the worst thing EVER. Thanks 4 teaching managers to b total unfair pricks that will probably get their tires slashed. Its managment like this that creates drones that have no motivation to succeed or receive praise. And when u have employees that drone on doing the same thing everyday with no hope of advancing u CREATE ANOTHER bloated uninspired workplace. Ur not taking back the workplace, ur lording over it like a tyranical sociopath. Allow ur employees to b inspired USUK

[destroydez]

Quest-ce que c'est ca cet ostie de cave la , jepere qu'il fait de l'ironie parce qu'il meriterais d'etre pendu par les testicules ce vendu au capitaliste de fuck la condition humaine la

[kyranjaxipun]

Awesome satire

[XAxleGillX]

i like the caffine idea.

[catattack2010]

so true! this is suppose to be a satire!