Bicycle bandit armed hold up at Willunga - funny unedited CCTV footage!

How cool are these guys? When the infamous "Bicycle Bandit" presented himself at the counter of the Willunga branch of the State Bank brandishing a sawn-off shotgun, these two punters carry on with a conversation as if nothing's happened. It starts with an exchange about Essenden's win over Carlton on Friday night, then moves on to a mutual friend named "Whitey", who it seems has pulled a shag with someone named "Michelle". One of the guys has a picture of shagworthy Michelle on his mobile phone, but also a text ftom the mysterious "Whitey" boasting of his conquest the morning after! The version on the News.com.au website has turned down the sound so you can hardly hear it.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• armed hold up
• bicycle bandit
• shag
• michelle
• whitey
• bombers
• essendon
• carlton