1st and 2nd Laws of Thermodynamics

My teacher asked me to put this up, but everything else on my Account is Star Wars, so this had to be too.
Star Wars is owned by George Lucas
Song written and performed by Michael Flanders and Donald Swan
Jokes by Science teachers

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Education

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• Science
• Thermodynamics
• Star
• Wars

[IncomCorporation]

I think it must be on the previous track; the splits aren't always sensible, halfway through words, etc.

[lawdy]

This was played at my grandad's funeral as his coffin went in for cremation. Its quite a sight to see half a congregation burst into laughter and the other half look totally puzzled

[SpocksSister08]

Two atoms are walking down the street. One turns to the other and says "I think I lost an electron!" The second atom replies "are you sure?" "Yes" says the first atom, "I'm positive".

[bloggulator]

The complete collapse of the World Trade Center Towers - at near free-fall acceleration - is the only event in recorded history that has been officially acknowledged as being in violation of the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics (on 3 occasions that morning). Not to mention Newton's Third Law of Motion, and the Law of Conservation of Momentum.... but lets not let physics and reality get in the way of what mainstream society and the media has taught us to believe....

[reepermaple]

I went to the store to buy components for a new light saber I was building; the electrons and protons both cost me 20 cents each, but the neutrons were free of charge.

[redarrow4201]

I cooled a man to absolute zero today, he was 0K afterwards

[vijay24garg]

WHAT BULLSHIT

[Chapter1987]

@dayneoram it is because work done = heat

[dayneoram]

I don't get 2:00 . What does that mean? Why is it so funny?! D:

[Herc2770]

My science exam asked me to explain Thermodynamics.

So i thought it would be a good idea to write the lyrics of this song down for my essay.

Man, did i fuck that one up.

[steampunkstan]

@someonespadre ...And that's a surprise? Any video left on youtube long enough develops a religious debate. It's similar in function to Godwin's Law.