One of the English teacher at Belton High School did this rap for her seniors 2 weeks before graduation - she is truly thinking outside the box.
Here are the lyrics.
Yo KIDS let's kick it
(x2) Pass Pass Maybe
All right stop texting and listen
P is here with a brand new intention
Graduation next week
Failing this class'd be mighty bleak
Will you ever pass yo I don't know
Turn off you phones and let me flow
All through the year I teach like a vandal
Light up you mind and tell you a scandal
Dance not me I look like a fool
I'm making your brain your most valuable tool
Deadly is yo word for school
Don't wanna come... think you're too cool
Love me or leave me you better not wait
You better start learning and graduate
If you have a problem yo I'll solve it
It's yo world... you want ME to revolve it?
CHORUS
(x4) Pass Pass maybe... you're gonna
Now... that your ready to party
With yo peeps thinkin you're the smarty
Quick... learn... all you can take in
Cook your smarts? NO ... don't be bakin'
Fry your brain... put yourself in limbo
Smoke that dope and turn into a bimbo
You walk around... your pants all saggin
Here I stand ... just up here naggin
Teaching with my brit lit flow
You all sit there... no where to go
Texting your friends just to say hi
Did you stop to think I might be fly
Keep on loafing 'til the next day
I'm busting my rhyme... I'm trying to say
Life is tough
Yo so get ready
Your next open door... hey don't shut it
Life's not a class... you can't cut it
Jealous 'cause I've earned my degree
Better work hard... it didn't come free
Reading doesn't make you fall
Chumps say that 'cause they don't read at all
Tardies... it's way past the bell
You better get to class so run like...well
Falling in your chair so fast
Hoping your exams'll be passed
Shoulder to shoulder the hallway's packed
I'm directing the traffic... and that's fact
Police on the scene? Why do I need 'em
I'm screaming the rules but you all want freedom
If there's a problem... yo... I'll solve it
It's yo world, help me revolve it
CHORUS
(x4) Pass Pass maybe... you're gonna
Sometimes you learn but don't show it
Pitrucha's on the scene in case you didn't know it
B town has created this class
Those that graduate have to pass
I teach like a passionate fool
Knowing one day... you'll rule
Nutured and taught
One heck of a dream
Making you smarter... and you wanna quit this?
Come on... pass this class and delight us
Cutting class 'cause you have senioritis
Sometimes I think you wanna bite us
Keep my composure and try to be cool
To keep all my seniors coming to school
If there's a problem... yo... I'll solve it
It's yo world, I'll help you revolve it.
(x4) Pass pass maybe you're gonna
Yo man, be the scene
Graduation... word to YO mother
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MRS. PITRUCHA!!!!!!!!!!! Do your thing girl!!!!! haha wish you woulda did that with us. Cl@$s 2o08!!!!!!
aleija254 1 year ago