Mass Effect 2: The Bachelor Party
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"I'm just here for the drinks," says the Turian, probably because Salarian boy over there won't shut up and enjoy the stripper.
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It's weird...We humans have the talent to speculate whatever could be 80% true. :)
Like, come on the human in this argument is the first to point it out.
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OK, a salarian, human and turian walk into a bar...
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-"Aren't salarian years like dog years?"
-"YOU HUMANS ARE ALL RACIST!"
1 month ago 3
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@Crowster12781 Was that the story of your life? Sorry, didn't have time to give a shit about you in the last seven months.
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@IcyScythe I think it is meant to celebrate the last day of your freedom to fuck other women. :D
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Hm... seriously, I don't believe that Asari are controlling the minds of everyone around them... instead, I think the three guys are just drunk and we all know stuff is getting more attractive while you are drunk... or even looks like a member of your own species.
Plus, the "belly button" line contradicts the mind-controlling-hypthesis completely.
Furthermore, it's mentioned in the books that Asari look like humans... (some aliens are even said to find humans sexy because they look like Asari)
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Vorlons.
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@TheExile31 Precisely my point. If Asari mind-control people to believe they are attractive, how would one appear to a guy who does not find women attractive in any way, shape or form?
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Lol it's such a weird tradition, tempting infidelity right before you get married like the dude said.
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"What if they're mind controlling us?"
Asari: "Shit, the gig's up!"
*Asari Special forces break down the door and shoot everyone*
olsonaar000 1 year ago 25
Who is paying for the drinks then? The Turian Councilor?
"Ah yes, "parties", the idea of a Salarian, a Human and a Turian gathering for drinks. We have dismissed that claim."
Hylian100 1 year ago 19