Chris Cohen - Citroen Saxo Man

I was having a tidy through some old drawers and found this song I must have written when I was about 20, so decided to update it a bit and stick it on here. Great story huh?

Lyrics

You know when hes coming, you can tell from the sound
Of his homemade front bumper rubbing along the ground
Thats if you havent been deafened by his crazy loud bass
From the speakers he stole from his grandmas place
Hes got some window tinting film that was really cheap
So his windows look - a little bubbled and creased
Hes sprayed his bonnet black although his car is bright blue
Cos his mate Lee told him that was the cool thing to do

Citroen Saxo Man,
Its hard to believe his car mods were planned
Hes taken the old sideskirts from a Renault Megane
And fixed them to his car using only bare hands
Citroen Saxo dude,
Hes got some crazy weird lights on the front bumper too
And wing mirrors from a Beemer that are stuck on with glue

His exhausts are so loud, youll hear them rattling
Cos he made them using B&Q guttering
He wanted to get alloys, yeah some 22s
But he decided wrapping foil round his hubcaps would do
Hes got a magic tree and some furry dice too
In fact so much shit on his dashboard the road isnt in view
The spoiler is crafted from some old 2 by 4
It looks cool but he cant fit through carwashes any more

Citroen Saxo Man,
Only he believes his car looks great
He used too much tint spray on his lights by mistake
So now its anyones guess when hes hitting the brakes
Citroen Saxo Dude, Hes lowered his suspension by a mil or 10
Hes written turbo on the side using a marker pen

Category:

Autos & Vehicles

Tags:

• Chris
• Cohen
• Citroen
• Saxo
• Car
• chav
• funny
• song
• man
• mod
• dub

[Vacho13]

I'm a Saxo man!

[Ryannn1234]

People taking offence to this make me laughhh. Saxo's are the most chaved up car that exists, and when he's talking about the M3 mirrors and tinted windows he isn't lying, people fail with that shit all the time. In regards to reliability it does all depend on how the car has been treated, and as i said most are owned by chavs so at some point in your saxo's life it has been ragged to shit. And before you ask what car i drive, i drive a saxo, i'm just not blind to the saxo community.

[Jamescharles2k11]

That was added to my favourites straight away! :-)

[r1ckyp33]

haaaa love it i have a saxo and found this song to b rathher funny because alott of people have said i should get this and do that to my car but this song sums up y i dont haha

[19BTEZ]

lol i love the song man i had a saxo never stuck anything on with glue tho lol 

[cpotti23]

Hahaha, we need a song for vauxhall corsa man as well!!

[flanno1994]

rest in biggie tupac peace

[flanno1994]

im 17. gettin a vtr an joinin the saxo community!!!!!! ohh yesss. if ya aint gotta saxo u aint gotta life

" he lowered his by a mil or ten, hes written turbo on the side with a marker pen"

[MrAdz1991]

Sounds about right for a saxo lol

[dbracing15]

@SikNoize sure it will



[DubsoniX]

lol soo funny, you have to be tallented to come up with rhymes like that. amazing! and im also a saxo man :/

[MiniJoeHo92]

I'm a Citroen Saxo man :D