WAYNO DOING STAND UP( 20YRS AGO)

THIS IS AN OLD HOME VIDEO OF ARTIST WAYNO DRAINO DOING STAND UP IN THE AGLE TAVERN COMEDY CLUB ON 14TH ST, IN NEW YORK CITY.THE VID WAS SHOT TWENTY YRS AGO WHEN WAYNO WAS DOING A NORMAL ACT AND HAD NOT BECOME THE MANIAC HEAVY METAL PERFORMANCE ARTIST ROAD WARRIOR SUPERHERO THAT HE EVOLVED INTO.WAYNO USED TO LOVE WORKING OUT AT THE EAGLE BECAUSE OF THE RUCKUS HONKYTONK ATMOSPHERE OF THE ROOM . THE BAR WAS ON 14TH ST. AND 8TH AVE RIGHT NEXT TO THE OLD HOMESTEAD STEAK RESTUARANT DOWN IN THE MEAT PACKING DISTRICT. WAYNO USED TO DO SETS LATE AT NIGHT AND WHEN IT WAS WARM OUT HE AND OTHER COMEDIANS LIKE SHAWN WAYANS , DAVE ATELL, AND JOHN STEWART WOULD STAND OUTSIDE AND SCREAM OUT JOKELIKE COMMENTS TO THE TRANSVESTITE PROSTITUTES ACROSS THE STREET, IT'S FUNNY WHEN THE GIRLS SCREAMED BACK THEY WERE USUALLY FUNNIER THAN THE UP AND COMING COMICS.WAYNO DIDN'T KNOW THE HOOKERS WERE MEN TILL ONE NIGHT HE FOND OUT THE HARD WAY. IN THOSE DAYS WAYNO WAS EXTREMELY DEPRESSED FROM THE LACK OF MONEY IN HIS LIFE, SO HE WOULD ALWAYS WALK AROUUND WITH HIS HEAD DOWN. ONE NIGHT AFTER ONE OF MANY BAD SETS WAYNO WAS DRUNK AND TREKING HIS WAY BACK TO JERSEY AND HE SAW $150 DOLLARS ON THE GROUND, BECAUSE OF HIS MISERY HE DICIDED TO HAVE SOME FUN AND GO GET A BLOW JOB FROM ONE OF THE HOOKES ACROSS THE STREET.HE PICKED OUT A BLACK GIRL AND PROCEEDED TO GO TO AN ALLEY TO GET HIS HELMET SHINED. THE GIRL THINKING WAYNO COULD BE A MURDERER DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO AN ALLEY IN THE DARK(IT WAS 2 IN THE MORNING DURING THE WEEK) SO THE GIRL TOOK WAYNO TO A WELL LIT HALLWAY OF A NEAR BY APARTMENT. WAYNO BEING SHY THEN(HE ISN'T NOW)DIDN'T WANT TO PULL IT OUT IN THE LIGHT , WHILE HE WAS ARGUING WITH THE HOOKER HE NOTICED THAT SHE HAD AN ADAMS APPLE AND WASN'T CLEANLY SHAVEN IN THE LIGHT THEREBY MAKING HER INTO A HIM. AT THIS POINT WAYNO NOT BEING GAY FLIPED OUT AND WANTED TO LEAVE. THE MAN WHORE EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN'T DO ANY THING(WAYNO WOULDN'T LET THAT HAPPEN)WANTED TO BE PAYED ANYWAY, THATS WHEN WAYNO BEAT THE HELL OUT OF HIM .THAT WAS A FUNNY FIGHT IMAGINE FIGHTING A THIN MUSCLAR BLACK MAN DRESSED UP IN FUCK PUMPS AND FISHNET STOCKINGS IT WAS LIKE A SCENE FROM THE MOVIE "BLADE RUNNER"

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• COMEDY
• CLUB
• STAND
• UP
• ROBIN
• WILLIAMS
• MASTURBATION
• CHUCK
• NORRIS
• DICE
• CLAY
• CARS
• BAYONNE
• N.J.
• CHEMICAL
• TANKS
• HEAVY
• METAL
• JIM

[Luna159]

I remember all this. Does anyone recall Dick Donovan who used to run with this guy? He apparently died in a car crash back in the 90's. RIP baby.

[madenation101]

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