alterative thoeries: flying spaghetti monster

Behold the true faith.

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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• flying
• spaghetti
• monster
• alterative
• thoery
• beliefe

[amusiathread]

@PassionForPasta

Please accept my apology, I truly thought that all religions were only satire, but now I see that Pastafarianism has true wisdom to offer.

[IDoNotBlameYou]

@CyaInTheHell Hey, hey there! Whoah! No need to get so hostile. Unlike Christians, Pastafarians don't go around yelling/typing at people and using potty-mouth words like "fuckers" and "motherhumpers" because YOU don't believe in or represent Him. Why do you have to get so foul and enraged when you're supposed to be as loving and compassionate as your "Jehovan" (?) is. You shouldn't have "Hell" in your username, either. That's just very naughty. Jesus wouldn't approve.

[djay00009]

@CyaInTheHell trolllllllllllllllllllllllllll­lllllllllllllllllll

[gingerbreadcorpses]

@CyaInTheHell If I was a woman, I would get pregnant, name it "CyaInTheHell", and have an abortion.

[CyaInTheHell]

@DoomNoMore GO TO DEEPER, YOU WRITING LITTLE BULLSHITS TO THESE PEOPLE, GOD EXIST, ACCEPT IT, FOR LOVE'S GOD, LOOK OUTSIDE, THE WORLD IS CRASHING DOWN, WHEN YOU DIE, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?, HUH? STAY IN THE JUDGEMENT AND SAY "I DIDNT KNOW YOU EXIST, JEHOVAH", WAKE UP, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED."

[dean0600]

@CyaInTheHell see thats why i dont like christians you try and say every1 else is wrong because of your believes and u swore so thats a sin

[CyaInTheHell]

You stupids! when Jehovan get here, he will punish you all, for making this non-sense parodic religion, seriusly u motherhumpers!, God exists, he is in the heaven, and there's no FMS believe it or not, there's only 1 god!.. Think about that fu.ckers

[ikcjjtt]

@evildeathmonkey1 hey! i believe in Thor!he will turn your lunch god into friend Ramen! so up yours and to hell with your speghetti monster! he isnt real! and no cheese??!?! suck my meatballs!

[AZcristian623]

@evildeathmonkey1 actually it has been changed-but only into different languages. they still have the original bible from 1500 years ago -_- the wording and languages have changed but the messege is the exact same thing. tell me what parts have changed if you seem to know so much...

[evildeathmonkey1]

@AZcristian623 Ever played that game where you sit in a circle with about 30 people and one person whispers a word in the ear of the person next to him, that person does the same to the person next to him, and so on. Until the word is returned to the original sender? Now try that with millions of people, over a period of 2000 years, in, science knows how many, languages. It is physically impossible for the bible to be the same today as the original that was written down 1500 years ago.

[AZcristian623]

@evildeathmonkey1 IF there is a God of the bible, then he has found means to protect the writings. and since you don't think there is, tell me what is added? what was removed? what was changed? and what was lost? if you cant answer any of those questions with hardcore or biblical evidence then your assumption is dismissed.