David Cross - The Bible
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Uploaded by punchlinemagazine on Apr 8, 2010
A clip from the new David Cross special, Bigger and Blackerer.
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@inthebiscuits hardcore atheists are way more arrogant
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@ Schmendricks - you found this funny? Were you on the same drugs when you watched it as when you posted here? So eloquent are your remarks that I see a syndicated column in your future, probably in the Sunday comics
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@Maestrohbill shut the fuck up delusional fuckwityou lose, you ve lost ages ago, your shitty desert cult mumbo jumbo is disproven for fucking ages now.
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@Maestrohbill god came to me today and said:
- AND LET THE PRIESTS FUCK THE BOYSSSSSSSSSS
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And btw - atheist humor on Christianity CAN be funny if done right. Carlin talking about which dead relative gets demoted? Funny. Bill Maher? Not even mildly amusing.
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This guy may be a comedian but even this was not very funny. Not only can he not prove his allegations to the point he states (yes I understand sarcasm), but he's trying the nonsensical double argument of "it's a conspiracy" (controlled message) with haphazard nonsense (uncontrolled). It is always amusing to me to see an atheist who insists on "truth" and then doesn't get it right himself. Fortunately for him, that no God thing means his lying really doesn't matter anyway.
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@BoyJewish I am saying if they were my design, I'd place the signal nerves on the back of the retina to avoid blurring.
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@PianoGamer64 Please elaborate.....are you saying eyes are not designed?
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@peterb1968 Good point...except they were not married...they were betrothed. A;so, please read Luke 1:34, and explain to me what that verse teaches you regarding whether Mary was a virgin. I am enjoying our discourse.
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Ever notice that Christians get more hardcore as they age? This is the effect of fear. Religion (or nonbelief) is a gamble, you bet your "soul" (individual awareness) that this belief system is right, then you come to a time when you realize that if you're wrong...you've wasted your one life. SO, you double-down, having painted yourself into an existential corner you have no recourse but to shut yourself off from anything that might remind you of the deal you've made with yourself. Fuck that.
inthebiscuits 4 months ago 54
I was in the mood for a petty argument between two nobody's so I went straight to youtube!
ExistUNDRGROUND 1 month ago 5