"The Cutie Voicemail"

I thought you'd appreciate this. This is from my BYU days, but I
thought I'd dust it off for v-day.

My friend got this voicemail. I recorded it off her phone.
One Sunday some guy walked up to her and asked for her number. She
talked to him for less than 30 seconds as she was walking out the
door. Before she even got home she'd recieved a text message from
him. On Monday morning, he called and left the following message.
(The first 30 seconds are just the details of him asking her out.
Then the CRAZY begins)

Keep in mind, he only met her ONCE and talked to her for less than a minute.

Happy V-day!

Category:

Comedy

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• mormon
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[biggiebeans]

i heard these two ended up getting married

[tkf489]

Oddly enough she did end up marrying a guy named Mike, but this 'aint him.

[bahagen]

This is great!! Thumbs up to Mike...she's all yours. LOL

[AznSpiderMonkey]

seriously...

[Brrowwnie]

how many times did he say "ANYWAY CUTIE/KITTIE"?

[absba9]

@Jinx1780Armstrong you have my full support in what you said, but i think this guy needs to tone his style thats all!!

[absba9]

WTF!!! THIS IS BAD!! REAL BAD!!

THIS DUDE NEEDS TRAINING ON HOW TO TALK TO CHICKS!!

[Crystal1358]

@deftdelivery very cute :) totally true though. Had the same thoughts

[Jinx1780Armstrong]

to be honest .. he wasnt that bad.. and ur not any better then any other person..girly who posted this video.. and if ur so blind so see a genuinly nice person your probably miserable.. it was a lil long, but you must hVE NO LIFE TO POST THIS..IMMATURE BITCHES UR THE REASON THE WORLD IS DESTROYED

[GigaAndy]

Anyone that puts any value in relationships is pathetic.

[deftdelivery]

I was going to hate on this guy, but my heart just grows.

[Loxspliff]

this guy doesnt know shit about women

[MissOC71486]

CharmedMYKgirl should date the guy...  I wonder if the girl had to change her phone number. ahaha