RiffTrax - LOTR The Two Towers sample

The epic story of tiny men doing very important things continues.* In this multi-hour installment the two very different towers come into sharp focus. You see, whereas one tower is the domain of a once great but now evil sorcerer who rules over an army of orcs and is bent on destroying man and taking possession of the One Ring, the other tower is the domain of a once great but now evil sorcerer who rules over an army of orcs and is bent on destroying man and taking possession of the One Ring, but - BUT - his name begins with an "S", and also contains the letters "a", "u", "r", "n", whereas the other tower guy's name begins with an "S", contains the letters "a", "u", "r", and "n" HAS NO "m" AND ADDS AN "o"! And the differences don't end there: one of the guy's names is seven letters whereas the other has six!

Mike, Kevin, and Bill strap on the wizard's hats, snap into some fortifying lembas and head on the down the road that goes ever on and on...


*"The hobbits' quest to destroy the cursed ring" not "Martin Short, Michael J. Fox and Danny DeVito's performances in 'Mars Attacks'".

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[thisisjoshman]

That arm candy joke is so amazingly appropriate. I can't believe I never zeroed in on that before now.

[jenlight]

I keep re-watching for "pwnage"

[XPureBloodManiaX]

Oh, poor Wormtongue :) :) 

[MilkmanConspiracy]

@stonewall97 Ah, you couldn't address any of my points. About what I expected from a Paul supporter.

[stonewall97]

@MilkmanConspiracy If you don't believe in the U.S. Constitution. LEAVE. We don't need you socialist lovers here. Enjoy socialism in France all you want. LOL

Ron Paul supports the Constitution and freedom.

[MilkmanConspiracy]

@stonewall97 Oh, you're talking about that racist guy who believes the government should stay out of the way except when it comes to birth control and abortions, and would dismantle the drug war....at the federal level, but allow states to lock up as many pot users as they please.

Yeah, I don't know how anyone ever could have associated him with something evil............LOL

[ZombieChimpanzee]

wait, he's gonna tell him his card.

[stonewall97]

Remember that part in rifftrax two towers when Frodo looks up and Saurons eye appears... Then the rifftrax guys say" Vote Ron Paul" Which does not make sense since Ron Paul does not have Evil plans for America. Obama has proven over and over again that he is a communist and evil.

[MilkmanConspiracy]

@stonewall97 What are you even talking about?

[stonewall97]

I don't get the Ron Paul reference to the Evil eye.... How is believing in the Constitution and freedom, evil??? Obummer makes more sense as the evil eye. Evil eye appears: VOTE FOR OBAMA.................LOL

[PlumPhat]

Whippersnapper!