Lancashire Hotpots - I Met A Girl On Myspace

Note to all: Please note that all of you out there thinking "that choo' is reppin' it bad styo blad". Yeah, sorry but I have meerly pasted the lyrics below for convinience not for controversy. And please to not fight, make love not war. ;)

Comments apprechiated because the lancashire hotpots are such a great band :).

Ty.

LYRICS

Oh I got myself a myspace page
It really is the best
I logged into it the tother day
It said new friend request

It were from a lass in lancashire
her page had loads of hits

I saw the pictures in her profile
and she had absolutely massive...

Too-ra, Loo-ra, Aye
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Loo-ra Aye
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes
Right Here We Go

I sent her instant messages
I posted on her blog
I said lets meet in Wetherspoons
So we could have a snog
She said she had no transport
and so a lift she'd catch
and if I played my cards right
I'd get to feel her

Too-ra, Loo-ra, Aye
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Loo-ra AyeS
Word to your mother
How is your mother?

We walked home from pub together
I even bought her chips
I kissed her on the doorstep
She said can't you kiss me on the lips
We carried on our courting
But then I had a reet big shock
It turns out it wasn't a girl at all
It was a fella with a massive...

Too-ra, Loo-ra, Aye
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Loo-ra Aye
Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ayes

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Lancashire
• hotpots
• firewall
• song
• oh
• no
• hes
• turned
• emo
• met
• girl
• on
• myspace
• pop

[sam5588]

werd to your mother

hhow is your mother?

[eldirtyone]

Hahaha, quality song.

[sam5588]

Get down with your bad self.

[TheSoundtracksMan]

@ghostfrog16 Would Seem so

[ghostfrog16]

@TheSoundtracksMan Oh, has the internet reached over there now?

[TheSoundtracksMan]

Damn Lancastrians,

sincerly A proud yorkist

[loweydude220]

Ain't it th' truth?

[lanchedgehog]

 ay is spelt like that not "aye" thats I as in scottish gaelic for yes which is a term used tin north west of england as well

[beaveroftheUK]

Break it down :p

[MolesMalone]

How ironic, Tom met a girl on facebook i believe. did he write this tune?

[MagnusBruce]

Ah this is also genius!