Ode To Susan Boyle

Strike While The Iron Is Hot

Lyrics:

I dreamed a dream of Susan Boyle
Her frumpy dress was all a-flutter
She served me fish deep fried in oil
With chips and bread with lots of butter

I used to dress in faded jeans
And buy the albums of Led Zeppelin
But when I saw her on the screan
And heard her voice, I was in heaven

Now my friends all think I'm strange
And they shake their heads in wonder
For they see how much I've changed
Now I wear sweater vests and tweed

I don't care that her hair's a fright
She has my heart all torn asunder
I know her eyebrows are a sight
But still it's her I really need

And so I dream she'll come to me
And we will live the years together
We'll feast on haggis and be free
And we will wander fields of heather

Now I read Arthur Conan Doyle
And now I work at Arthur Treacher's
In all this world of pain and toil
I'll always love you, Susan Boyle

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Susan
• Boyle
• Parody
• Dreamed
• Dream
• Funny

[CoachZucchini]

@timetime124 That's me!

[timetime124]

Ode To Susan Boyle - Max DeGroot

[yonhee3]

You sang it very well! And had you sang this on that talent show, you would get a standing ovation!

[Gothguy47]

Yes! She's my hero xD. This will make ya totally famous Max. =P Best of luck !! ^.^

Oh and you should totally post the lyrics in the description.

[CindyCarner]

Max..this was hilarious

[rusinoy]

brilliant! =)