Putin tells China "Cross over to the dark side."

Metaphorical

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[hcn9]

we chinese dont eat babies. but we sure do eat ur mamas pussy

[alphamax03]

omg this totally sucked

[paolotagliano]

UN, US, UK are the bad guys. A Putin-lead Russia is one of the only hopes for the world (barring nuclear war, in which every country is your enemy)

[xSlavic]

@returnoftheramble3 cant be,it doesnt have a noticeable mass ... you could say "burst" & not "fire"

[aiklarung]

You made me waste 12 seconds.

[returnoftheramble3]

my brain is on fire

[returnoftheramble3]

please get me out. please get me out and fix me.

[returnoftheramble3]

get me out of this god forsaken piece of shit territory. it has done nothing for me. i can't work for anything. i'm so thankful. rolls eyes. hilton go suck a dick and get everything then force this bullshit life onto me to uphold you. oh, i'm not sweet. i'm quiet. oh, i lie. unicorns and jesus care.

[returnoftheramble3]

you wanna come judge me because my dad iand mom used me. i've never had ANYTHING. now i can have shit from my grandparents. i don't want it! it'll make me a target. i want my mind. i want to control my realty and have a future where i grow.

[returnoftheramble3]

oh you wanna shoot me for fun? an assuage so you'll see things retarded. campbell failed, she was not shot. chapman failed, she was not shot. i can never make any mistakes. my constant fear and anger is necessary. i don't want to be stuck lke this.

[returnoftheramble3]

please. please. please. i'll let an entire army unit rape me.

[TheEpicFailMan]

CHINESE FTW!!!