Hairdresser's - In Your Face!

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Ok ok ok, I don't "hate" hairdressers, in fact some of my closest friends are hairdressers. I'm just petrified of them! I hope you enjoy the song!
Much love and smile always!
Beau~Jensen
xXx~oOo
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Lyrics:
Sure, I have my share of phobias
Like deep water, blue food and the dark,
And possibly stranger ones, like
Cotton wool, clowns and having to parallel park
But these - Though making me weak at the knees
They are not what I fear most
I deplore, - the one thing I hate more
That sends me as white as a ghost
Hairdressers,
Have scared me since I was child
One faint whiff of an over quaffed quiff
Sends my flee senses running wild
Theyre freaky
Sporting an over styled hair doo
They have Scary mechanical chairs
And sharp scissors with which they want to cut you
They dwell within
Their dens of sin that they call salons
Bearing weapons of torture
Like electrically heated tongs
Theyre full of hot air
Like the guns they point with flair
White hot flattening tools
And the power to change the colour of your hair
The stench, the smell, the stink
Of chemicals burns your nose
Contraptions that can extract your brain and
Curl your hair as well as your toes
Their skin colour of citrus
Over exfoliated and Tort
They look down upon us
In spite the fact they are quite short
No I dont want to pay a premium for hair products
A cup of tea, Id rather not
And I dont want to talk about my holidays
And yes that is far too bloody hot
So instead of reading week old magazines
Id rather stay at home
You can drive around in your Audi TT
And Ill cut my own

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[yescandles]

As an old hairdresser, this video personally scared me to death and scarred me for life. It is not that you did a bad job....however obviously there are those of us that could have done better (for a host of reasons). Peace~

[Beau1618]

te he - I'msure. But I have to make do until my phobia subsides!

[sneakyvicki]

love the song lol

[Beau1618]

Aww, thank you!

xXx

[TakNomed]

That was hilarious (the song)! And WOW! 0_0 You did an awesome job on your hair! Obviously you've done this before and know what you're doing because it looks HAWT! XD Do mine love? <3 Oh yeah...there's 3600 miles (or 5793.6 km) between us. D:

[Beau1618]

THANK YOU!!!! I think people haven't been noticing the song! lol! It's the most important but!!!!!!!

3600 miles eh? Thanks to Youtube, it feels like inches! :o)

xXx~oOo

[fugtard]

I'm a hairdresser, and I appreciate this song.

[itsmyreligion]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[abdul4107]

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[Qrakupi]

cool

[OmgitsFudge]

HE IS GAY and also TOTAL FREAK he sucks at cutting his own hair. =D

[yayiemai]

Beau u are absolutely amazing, sweetie...u are a hottie!!!....i trim my own hair too and i only go to the salon once a year...btw, im so glad ur doin better now

****HUGS**** yayiemai