SMBC Theater - Pick Up Lines
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I definitely have that calculus book.
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@Ongarukat meh, not a jerk, just really board of everything. whats the point of liveing if i cant find something to amuse myself with?
if a woman cant lol at a creepy pickup line, than she is humorless and i dont want to be around her.
if we are breaking up and she asks why in a situation she should know why, i would totally fuck with her.
the way i act helps me find the more... twisted people in the world, people i like being around,
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@alidan So in other words, you're a jerk? Thanks for letting the world know in advance, so that we can avoid dating you. :)
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@TheFunnyRussia isn't that girl zack's wife?
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@NightmareGanon I disliked it caus im pretty sure that that girl was his mom...
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Dude is that your mom? Thats disgusting
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that extremely wrong one acts just like me, i use the same style of pickup lines, if a woman cant lol it off she isnt worth trying for.
i have injured my penis doing... well something really stupid... if the condom broke i would say something hilariously inappropriate, and i would totally fake premature ejaculation but would mention hotter girl first.
and i learned to play fighing games with 1 hand for a reason.
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Eat popcorn. Touch him on the penis.
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I have the same calculus book, they came out with the 7th edition this year and it made me a sad panda.
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It may just be me, but but I don't think that reading a book about kicking babies is "Loneliness done right." Bottom book of the pile on the right.
BGood156 9 months ago 36
I think a couple of the people who hit dislike have hid their penises in coffee.
NightmareGanon 7 months ago 26