The JOKE Initiative: The Secrets Of Benjamin Linus (REDUX)

Everything you need to know about Ben Linus, in song, with jokes.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• ben
• linus
• benjamin
• henry
• gale
• lost
• abc
• dr
• doctor
• cracked

[toymasheenSH]

who dares to rate this video lower than 5*s

[MsDoctorGirlfriend]

Best video ever

[VarianAlastair]

Lyrics 3) Let's shout out the pride pent up inside us... for Benjamin Linus! Here's Locke with myknocks, now here's Dr. Linus!

If I missed/misheard anything, pleas feel free to correct it. Otherwise, here's a good guide to singing this brilliant song!

[VarianAlastair]

Lyrics 2) Who gets beat up all the time? Benjamin Linus. Who's always tellin' lies? Benjamin Linus. (My name is Henry Gale.) He has a secret crime, yeah. He's why Jacob died. Now he's got... to dig his own grave unless he gets brave, admits he needs saved. Now, will he behave? Will he be a slave of Titus? Not Benjamin Linus! He's a teacher at school with a radass 'tude. He used to sulk and brood, now he's a standup dude of genuine flyness. He's Benjamin Linus.

[VarianAlastair]

Lyrics 1) Who's got... a secret room in a secret room in a regular house in a secret town on a secret island? That's Benjamin Linus. He's also got other secrets: a secret past and a secret love, a secret game with secret guns; I even found his secret monster from the secret room in the secret room in the regular house in the secret town on the secret island. That sounds like Benjamin Linus.

[VarianAlastair]

@WWIIfanatic28 Yes, please do!! Because I love it, and want to do it justice when I sing it to myself!

[dwhee]

Did that mynock just say my name?

[xXErineilXx]

The best thing that has happened in a long time.

Ben for the fucking win <3

[BriBri897]

I've listened to this song too many times XD

[RawrFunkyLlama8]

He's a teacher in school with a radass 'tude, he used to sulk and brood, now he's a standup dude of genuine flyness, he's Benjamin Linus

<3

[RawrFunkyLlama8]

@Loitumaholic I think the person who put them on here is the same guy from Cracked... look at his YouTube page.

[RawrFunkyLlama8]

This is my favourite song in the world, ever. srsly.