I'm On A Drug Called Charlie Sheen

LYRICS
You can't stop me. No, you can't stop me, Chaim Levine,
'Cos I'm on a drug. Yes, I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen,
Your face will melt off, your body explode. your ugly wife will weep,
I'll destroy you, deploy my ordinance, I'm an F-18... Bro!

I'm Charlie Sheen. The battle-tested bayonet of old.
I'm Charlie Sheen. I'm converting all your tin cans into gold.

I got magic and I got poetry in my fingertips,
I'm a warlock! (WINNING!)... I got fire breathing out my fists,
All your insults just fuel the fire; and they fan the flame,
You can't process how special I am with your normal brain.

I'm Charlie Sheen. The battle-bayonet of old,
I'm Charlie Sheen. I'm converting all your tin cans into gold,
I'm Charlie Sheen. I only one gear, it's called "GO!"
I'm Charlie Sheen. And Jefferson's a pussy, not a bro!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Charlie
• Sheen
• Chaim
• Levine
• Drug
• Face
• Melt
• Body
• Explode
• Ugly
• Wife
• Destroy
• You
• Deploy
• Ordinance
• F18
• Bro
• Battle
• tested
• bayonet
• Tin
• Cans
• Gold
• Magic
• Poetry
• Fingertips
• Warlock
• Winning
• Fire
• Breathing
• Fists
• Insults
• Fuel
• Rockets
• Can't
• Process
• Special
• Normal
• Brain
• One
• Gear
• Go
• Jefferson
• Pussy

[CornLikker]

chords? best song ever. i got'a learn it

[toyboyrecords]

@CornLikker

Thanks!

Capo on 4.

Intro: Em Em

Verse: Em Em Dsus2 Dsus2 (x4)

Chorus: Asus2 Asus2 Em Em (x2 first time, x4 second time)

The riff just hammers on the notes of the Em from the open strings.

[TheRevReviews]

Is this orginal???

[toyboyrecords]

@TheRevReviews Yes.. although Charlie helped with the lyrics, obviously :)

[raybanfandom]

It's not sad what's going on with Charlie Sheen. Far from it. He's one man with one life, who is doing just fine. What is sad is that we're ignoring the real problems of the world, and just feeling bad about ourselves and about others who we perceive should feel bad about themselves too. Charlie's got all you beat, he's ahead and wasting no time. He speaks greatly of himself, has tigers blood. He's the man and many of you can't understand. Go live, go. Move on, nothing to see here. Just go.

[bbok12]

pretty smart to create a sad song about charlie sheen, because it is sad whats going on with him nowadays.

[naturefreak799]

If nothing else, if Charlie does end up dying prematurely you should play this at his funeral. People would be laughing and crying at once. Personally I like Charlie and I hope he lives a long and healthier life. From my own life experience, being bipolar can be difficult as hell but you gotta laugh at it all.

Thanks again

[naturefreak799]

Watched your video over and over when it came out on youtube and never got the chance to comment. You did an awesome job with this catchy song including the video. I'm impressed. In all seriousness you should try to get Charlie Sheen or at least his posse to watch this. They may really like your work.

Thanks for making me laugh!

[crunch2407]

I bet I'm winning jokes will beat chuck Norris jokes in the future

[asbdude9]

that was shit

[tommapar88]

Charlie Sheen would like this, so, you sir, are WINNING

[duncansalazar]

It spills out awesomeness. I am speechless in the amount of winning it contais.

[danakulchyski]

is he really a jesus christ vapire hunter..

[AmericansAgainstBush]

F-18 AWESOME!!!!! :)

[AmericansAgainstBush]

F-18 AWESOME!!!!! :)

[KevinTheKrazy]

I need about two Kilos of Charlie Sheen ASAP!

[SelfmadeMonkeys]

Hah, funny dude. Check out our commercial for the drug "Charlie Sheen!"

[Mcheetah]

Charliesheen is ten times more deadly than Garybusey and 100 times more deadly than Melgibson. Those drugs only cause you to lose control of your bowel movements and hunt Jews, Elmer Fudd style.

[Mcheetah]

I can handle Charlie Sheen's brain. Too bad you can't.

[minniesnowta]

i love you man....

[Svenasaur]

who  knew the beatles had a song about the Great Charlie Sheen!

[C2daORRUPT]

turning tin to gold, Charlie Sheen master alchemist, who has found the philosophers stone!

[JimmyMcEmoson]

Two and a half men will re-air when Charlie Sheen does a mountain of cocain. Charlie sheen will finish that mountain of cocain tommorow.

[TheRevReviews]

@toyboyrecords lol this song is boss

[thisisadam]

GENIUS