FAKE Australian! = Fauxstralian (Toby Tells Tales)

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Australia (play /əˈstreɪljə/ ə-STRAYL-yə or /ɒˈstreɪljə/ o-STRAYL-yə,[9] or /ɔːˈstreɪliə/ aw-STRAY-lee-ə), officially the Commonwealth of Australia, is a country in the Southern Hemisphere comprising the mainland of the Australian continent (the world's smallest),[10][11] the island of Tasmania and numerous smaller islands in the Indian and Pacific Oceans.N4 Neighbouring countries include Indonesia, East Timor and Papua New Guinea to the north, the Solomon Islands, Vanuatu and New Caledonia to the northeast and New Zealand to the southeast.

For at least 40,000 years before European settlement in the late 18th century, Australia was inhabited by indigenous Australians,[12] who belonged to one or more of the roughly 250 language groups.[13][14] After sporadic visits by fishermen from the immediate north and discovery by Dutch explorers in 1606,[15] Australia's eastern half was claimed by the British in 1770 and initially settled through penal transportation to the colony of New South Wales, founded on 26 January 1788. The population grew steadily in the following years; the continent was explored and an additional five largely self-governing Crown Colonies were established during the 19th century.

On 1 January 1901, the six colonies became a federation and the Commonwealth of Australia was formed. Since Federation, Australia has maintained a stable liberal democratic political system and is a Commonwealth realm. The population is 22 million, with approximately 60% concentrated in and around the mainland state capitals of Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane, Perth and Adelaide. The nation's capital city is Canberra, in the Australian Capital Territory.

A prosperous developed country with a multicultural society, Australia ranks highly in many international comparisons of national performance such as human development, quality of life, health care, life expectancy, public education, economic freedom and the protection of civil liberties and political rights.[16] Australia is a member of the United Nations, G20, Commonwealth of Nations, ANZUS, OECD, APEC, Pacific Islands Forum and the World Trade Organization.

Toby Tells Tales of his Shady Behavior.

I posted 2 vids in a week - here's the other! Catch up! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-i35_q8v28

Children are able to take on accents quickly; children of traveling families, for example, can change their accents within a short period of time.[citation needed] This generally remains true until a person's early twenties,[2] after which a person's accent seems to become more entrenched.

All the same, accents are not fixed even in adulthood. An acoustic analysis by Jonathan Harrington of Queen Elizabeth II's Royal Christmas Messages revealed that the speech patterns of even so conservative a figure as a monarch can continue to change over her lifetime.[3]

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[MrPoorific]

WOAH! WHO IS THIS, I started watching Toby's Videos only about 8 Months Ago and he is COMPLETELY different!

[TheGlamorPrincess]

We don't pronounce Melbourne like that lol...instead of pronouncing it like mel-born, pronounce it as if it was spelt mel-ben.

[ThePolkadog]

Toby used to be rather....mean. I like the present Toby. :D

[HowToTintWindow]

You have a good Aussie accent, but you sound way more new Zealanderer. Who the hell likes Aussie accents? Our accent sucks.. it's so nasally.

[TheLegendOfZeldaLu2]

I like this toby better

[whatsup651]

Whoa!! Toby seems like a completely different person now!!

[MegaJax96]

mi just love it how all americans think we sound like that when we sound COMPLETLY different

[VietnamTom1955]

THATS HOW I EAT MY PIZZA!

[MagneticProductions7]

Oh my god. Toby, if I didn't idolise you so much, I would rage at you for your perception of Australia.

[drafman1]

@MrPoorific What do yoy mean he's different

[PhreshEsh]

I don't know why but when he was like "here are my fake boobs" "well, here's my fake me" I couldn't stop laughing xD

[AusShinDig]

Pretty close, far better than most people who try our accent. Happy Australia Day mate :)