She's A Midget - Doug Jacobson Live From the APTOGYST Ranch

She's A Midget - Live From the APTOGYST Ranch
A classic track Written by Chris Bowen and Doug Jacobson on the streets of New York City many moons ago. The pair went on to write many classics such as WAITING ON THE LIQUOR STORE and ASIAN LESBIANS.
This was recorded Lakeside at the APTOGYST Ranch [A Place To Get Your Shit Together]
no offense to all out LP fans!
Camera work by Addison Ohio and Belinda [get lucky in] Kentucky
LYRICS:
She's a Midget

She's a Midget
She's very very small
No, she's not tall at all
In fact she's very small

She's a Midget
No one else can match her
Or her tiny stature
She's really that small

She's a Midget
I have to holler
For her to give me a dollar
But she gives me, nothing at all

She's a Midget
She's very very small
No, she's not tall at all
In fact she's very small

And she can't reach the coffee mug
On the top shelf of the kitchen
And she can't reach the coffee mug
On the top shelf of the kitchen

She's very very small
No, she's not tall at all
She's really F#&king small

She's a Midget
She walks right by me
Like she doesn't know me
Respect she doesn't show me
Now she's posing for bowling
posing for bowling
She's really that small

She's a Midget
No one else can match her
Or her tiny stature
She's a F&%king midget

And she can't reach the coffee mug
On the top shelf of the kitchen
And she can't reach the coffee mug
On the top shelf of the kitchen

She's very very small
No, she's not tall at all
In fact she's very small

I'm through with this
I'm through with this
I'm through with this
I'm through with this

Category:

Music

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• Jacobson
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• dwarf
• pryor
• may
• little
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• snow
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• disney
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