The Osbournes Parody

Andrew, Sarah, Jen, Grayson, and Scarlett star in The Osbourne Parody.

First, is "You're all ****in mad", where Jack and Kelly get into a fight, and then Jack tells Ozzy what Kelly did to him. Then Ozzy tells Jack "I love you all, I love you more than life itself, but you're all ****in mad!"

This is followed by "Bad Minnie", where Minnie pisses on the rug. Ozzy sees this and gets mad, and eventually kicks Minnie. Sharon then tries to comfort Minnie, but Ozzy suddenly steals Minnie out of Sharon's bare hands, and bites Minnie's head off!

Then is "So the Nanny" where Ozzy tells of how the Nanny was telling him that they should talk to Kelly because she's "hanging out with her boyfriend now". Ozzy and Sharon dint like this, and think her boyfriend is gross, but they give her advice to use Fiesta Condoms, although Kelly likes Trojans. They just, don't want her to get pregnant and have ugly children. They use Jack as an example, for not using the Fiesta Multi-Colors, and they are still confused what happened to him. He's frickin pregnant! They are then confused if Jack is a boy, or what. With all this Sharon's cancer goes to her brain. At that time, they realize that the dogs are on the bed, and that they carry fleas too. Minnie, looks as if she is a duck in disguise, and she starts babying Minnie, which Ozzy and Kelly get sick of.

Disclaimer: No Incest-
This was used to tell how no one was sexually harrassed, and there was no incest going on (since we were all on a bed, and it looked kind of bad)

Disclaimer: No Dogs Harmed-
"We did this last bit, because we wanted to tell you that no dogs were harmed during the making of this movie"

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• osbournes
• the
• osbourne
• family
• show
• ozzy
• emo
• hardcore
• parody
• remake

[randumbtimes3]

thxx to everyone who commented on this.

funniest shet evarrrr. xD

xo the black kelly aka sarah.

[xxPunkiiexx]

hey, what happened to kelly??

[randumbtimes3]

she turned black

[pop23newyork]

I think the entries are over he is about to show the nominees

[randumbtimes3]

this is what he said in a bulletin last sunday:

Hey all...I really hate to be doing this but i must extend the nominee posting till next sunday... (he wrote on...)

-Matt

[poopedhispants101]

this is retarded

[BigHeartWarrior]

no affense but this is soo retarded i cant watch the rest bye bye

[hugodiamond]

crap

[drummerjdb]

kill yourselves!!!

[Xauby]

lmfao about the minnie prt!

[xoaliishaax3]

lmfaoo [:

great job. ahaha.

[JEFFandTHEOREOSCLAN]

Truly shocking.

[nikkkuhplz]

this is really gay and the quality is bad so even if it was good you couldnt see

you should just take this off

[i0like0french0fries]

lmaooooo