Dirty Surrey (Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA Parody)

...the moment you have been waiting for, miley cyrus goes to surrey and gets wild!

:::the future lives here:::

Lyrics:

I hopped off the bus, the 3-1-9
with an eighth of Mary-Jane
welcome to the land of FOB accents(Thank-you, Come again)
gotta get some zig-zags

Jumped in the benz
Here I am out my mind
Look to the right and I see the Bollywood sign
Everything's so hazy
Everybody seems so lazy

My tummy's rumblin' and I'm feeling kinda hungry
Too much Wendys' and I'm sleepy,
That's when I shut my eyes for a little while
and someone stole my bong
and someone stole my bong
and someone stole my bong

So I pulled my gun out
Who stole my bong?
And everyone runs away
Cockin' my gun like yeah
Shootin my mouth like yeah,
And I got my gun out
They took my bong
I think I need some yey'
Yeah-yeyo, It's a party in Surrey
Yeah-yeyo, It's a party in Surrey

Got to the house where they got the blow
Somethins goin down now
Like, Whos that kid lookin like a skid?
Someone fix a coke and crown

People snorting snow all around me
Its time to get this party started
cause all I see are the C-Notes
Tony Montana in the house, yo

My head is spinning and im feelin kinda dope sick
Got the shakes - I need my fix
Thats when the Surrey jacks stole my blow!
And my cocaine line was gone
And the cocaine line was gone
And the cocaine line was gone!

So I pull my blade out
You took my blow,
And the Surrey jack ran away
Swingin my knife like yeah
Flashin my shank like yeah
And I got my knife out,
They stole my blow
And now I gotta get some hoes
Yeah, hoes, Its a party in Surrey
Yeah, hoes, Its a party in Surrey

Feel like headin to Mirage (Mirage nightclub)
I hear its bumpin (there) tonight (bumpin tonight)
Ready for a real good time (Thursday night)
The Ladeys are so fine and I feel alright!

So I pay the cover
And buy some drinks
But the ladies run away
Bleedin' my nose like yeah (Oh, bleedin' my nose)
Foamin' my mouth like yeah (Oh Yeah)
And they got my hands back,
Behind my back
The po-po's takin' me (po-po's takin' me)
Yeah, it's a party in Surrey
(Yeah)
Yeah, it's a party in Surrey

So I'm in the drunk tank
With some old dudes,
And we can't run away
Pukin' my guts up yeah (puking my guts up yeah)
Chokin' on puke like yeah (barf in my lungs like yeah)
I got my nose bleed,
And I fall down
Now I'm not gonna be okay(not gonna be ok)
Yeah, it's a party in the drunk tank
Yeah, it's a party in surrey
(Party in Surrey!)


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Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• miley
• cyrus
• gone
• wild
• party
• in
• the
• usa
• spoof
• parody
• surrey
• jack
• girls
• vancouver
• 2010
• scandal
• disney
• star
• satire
• marijuana
• bong
• crack
• blow
• cocaine
• yeyo
• hannah
• tony
• montana
• high
• heels
• night
• club
• hoes

[ruffryder604]

Surrey jacks beat people up then run away

[lordbyronsclubfoot]

@ruffryder604 you are very well informed :) how's your black eye? hope you're alright, man.

[xbearcanrockx]

this was immature and offensive.. really racism and drug abuse.. grow up -.-

[lordbyronsclubfoot]

@xbearcanrockx please don't be afraid of the truth, racism not only exists, it multiplies when you can't have a sense of humour.

[dstultz22]

That was freaking awesome!

[lordbyronsclubfoot]

@dstultz22 Thank you!

[RRRRANA]

Hey Burnrubba69, how's your mom? Hope all is well. :)

[AznBJC]

Holy fuck. please give up in singing. especially the guy whos doing the background voice. horrible

[UrAllMoronsAnDippers]

Agreed cenajo2

[cenajo2]

dumb bitch is just mad that she got no friends irl , and her family gets there asses kicked by jacks l0l

[UrAllMoronsAnDippers]

Retarded bit*h

[ifellupthestairs]

@MaryaBellz LOL how have you not seen any of this?half of it is my neighborhood XX

[MaryaBellz]

Where is this surrey that you are talking about cuz I think there is more than 1?? :/

[ilovemoldyyogurt]

@artismylife92 obviously there not all jacks only brown kids are

[coolfred12345]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[prasad604]

f surrey jacks