Thought the song was funny but hated my singing? Then check out my new video about the Rihanna/Chris Brown incident! I guarantee you will either laugh or hate me after watching it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0N3O8kKlGU
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Forgot About Gays (Queer Remix)
By: sqazsquat
Lyrics:
Y'all know me, the same FAG and I've been horny
Hit on by most these homos with panties, testis and weenies
No tits or pussies, only masculine femininity
Mad at me cause I can finally afford the best makeup and accessories
Got a dick wit the length and the width of a black's
To add to my massive ball sack
Hangin' down 'tween my legs like two big hairy trophies
Did y'all think I'ma let my balls freeze? Joe please
You better bow down on both knees
Who you think taught you sexy?
Who you think got you so lusty
Randy, hot and bothered sexually
The crude naughty reveries
And the droop that changed to a tent so quickly?
Gave you a tape full of queer beats
To bump your rump to in your hood
And when you realized that you liked dudes
Who took away your gay virginity?
Y'all better dirty dance closely
All you heteros that said gays like pop, dancing nonstop
Y'all are the reason I love shaking my booty
So thank y'all, all of y'all; if you all like me, BLOW ME!
If y'all gonna keep fooling around with me
You'll turn into a flaming queen
Nowadays nobody wants cock like they used to crave
No one comes out of the closet for dicks
Just a bunch of jumpy hicks
And everybody acts like they forgot about gays
Nowadays nobody wants cock like they used to crave
No one comes out of the closet for dicks
Just a bunch of jumpy hicks
And everybody acts like they forgot about gays
So what do you say to somebody who's straight? (What?)
Or anyone claiming that queers have AIDS?
Wanna resolve things in a bloodier way? (Yup)
Then have anal sex with the Y.M.C.A.!
One day I was walkin' by, with a cock hard-on, when I saw a guy
With a pretty smile (What you happy about?)
We got each other off in the parking lot, in his pick up truck
I don't really care if it's dark or not
I was as hard as a rock and so turned on
When he touched my butt
Like I was some whorish slut selling her cheap body (cha-ching!)
Walkin' away on my two shaved legs when I heard someone say,
"Hey you cute bitch, one handjob!
I'ma pay you for a full service if you will suck my cock."
And when the cum came through him
I got up and walked outta his house
With my pants full of cash from the pitch and the catch and
Got my ear pierced (Right ear!)
So from here on out it's a chronicle
About gays today and tomorrow too
And I'm still go-go enough
To coax you to bed with my sexy moves
(chica chica chica)
A prim lady hotter than each and everybody
With curves and bends and a D-cup
Is still nowhere near as sexy as me
Loving man-ladies; sorry Mom, I see men daily
There's no way that you can save me
It's okay, I'm living gaily (Fabulous!)
Nowadays nobody wants cock like they used to crave
No one comes out of the closet for dicks
Just a bunch of jumpy hicks
And everybody acts like they forgot about gays
Nowadays nobody wants cock like they used to crave
No one comes out of the closet for dicks
Just a bunch of jumpy hicks
And everybody acts like they forgot about gays
If it was up to me, dick suckers would keep comin' up to me
With mouths open lookin' up to me, like they want quickies
When my last ass cheeks were out, you wasn't humpin' me
But now that I got this gay following
Everybody wants to cum in me like they're free of disease
So let's all have sodomy
Cause I'm from the streets of (Cisco, Cisco)
I told them all, all them gay haters
That I was not boastful
Now they wanna run around talkin' 'bout pride like I ain't got none
What you think I'm that bashful?
So I flaunt about
Now all I get is straight mail all day sayin' gays should rot
Why cause I've been in a man with my dick and my hands
Trying to get his man tail off?
I ain't havin' that; this is the millennium of man-for-man
There ain't gonna be no women crap
So please cease your sad attack
And don't yap! You can rub my back
So where's all the fag havers at?
They should be thriving in this habitat
And all your ravage-gags show your insignificance
And enhance my rampant dominance
Nowadays nobody wants cock like they used to crave
No one comes out of the closet for dicks
Just a bunch of jumpy hicks
And everybody acts like they forgot about gays
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Instrumental track provided by Dr Dre, 2001 (Instrumentals Only), 1999 Aftermath Entertainment/Interscope Records (purchased from itunes)
Lyrics: copyright sqazsquat
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holy shit! didn't it take a really long time to write this parody? :O
I like how you change your voice :)
great job!
you're really good at rapping! :D
HemsefromdesreveR 3 years ago 12
thanks. this one took me about two weeks to write. it has been the hardest one to write so far out of all the parodies but in my opinion it's the best so all that time paid off.
sqazsquat 3 years ago