A Song About ZOMGitscriss

We hope that Criss can turn her life around and accept Him as her personal savior. If she doesn't, not only will she burn in eternal damnation, but she will lose the opportunity to take our virginity (and hand in marriage, of course!!) May all of Zom's subscribers become apostles of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. Amen. The Retar Crew www.theretarcrew.com

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• zomgitscriss
• christian side hug
• retar crew
• jews
• eternal damnation
• prayer
• jim and tammy baker
• shakespeare
• Blackhawks song
• We love the hawks?
• Retar Anthem
• Funny rap
• blackhawks
• the retar crew
• drumline
• gq
• q brothers
• austin city limits
• Awesome
• funny rap
• catchy
• Daddy Issues
• Back to the Funk
• Christian Side Hug Part 2
• dead celebrities
• jon lajoie
• lonely island boys

[SunnyNewsFlorida]

you guys are dope cool

[TheOriginalBattler]

The guy on the left looks like drake...

[TheOriginalBattler]

Did you make this song for a picture(s)? Because i would too!

[CraniumOnEmpty]

@xXB4nditoXx Seriously? They say at the end that he got herpies from God and it's because God has fucked a lot of people. Granted Christians might say that, but guessing they probably wouldnt want a recording of it.

[MsHyde1]

@MrDolemike1977:

And for some weiiiird reason all those countries far less depraved and sick than the USA are pretty atheist, allow gay marriage, show all kinds of nudity and sex on tv, have mandatory sex ed in school and laugh about creationists. So weird how that leads to better economy (than in the US and in those fucked up conservative EU countries ^_^), education, healthcare, freedom of speech and civil rights and a healthier society.

[MsHyde1]

@MrDolemike1977:

Haha, the Netherlands? Really? Seriously? XD The Netherlands have a 8-times (!!!) lower teen pregnacy rate than the USA! Lower homicide, rape, abortion, divorce, drug abuse and STD infection rates. The USA are far more sick and depraved than the Netherlands (or the rest of Western and Northern Europe for that matter) could ever hope to be. Soon you will have.. er, corrention, you already have social darwinism and theocracies in some states. ^_^

[MsHyde1]

@jessicalazar123:

It is satire!!! Have a look at their other videos and songs. These guys are hilarous. :D

[pastafarianunicorns]

@xXB4nditoXx Sarcastic Atheist.

[xXB4nditoXx]

Not sure if ignorant Christian....

Or sarcastic atheist...

[nash984954]

Great job, guys. She deserves just such a song that pumps her up, and spreads the ZOMGitsCriss persona. Thanx big time!!