Diarrhea--8 years and counting

This is what 6 months of my 8 year diarrhea sounds like. You are only hearing a fraction of the bathroom visits. Back when I first started having diarrhea, MP3 players had 64 megabytes of storage, Bill Clinton was still the president of the United States, no one knew who 50 Cent was, and most cell phones couldn't play real music.

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Entertainment

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• explosive
• diarrhea
• liquid
• feces
• crap
• squirt
• runs

[Amishman35]

Turns out it was the High Fructose Corn Syrup in Coca Cola that did it, I switched to Coke Zero and it was like turning on the Dolby S noise reduction. Went from 8 R.M.S. defecations a day to about 2 PMPO defecations per day.

[alex170170]

have you tried not eating for 24/48 hours, incase you have a bug

[Amishman35]

I'd have to do that for more than seventy thousand hours. I just live with it.

[alex170170]

serious suggestion, try smoking ciggarettes.

look it up, genuine suggestion.

not a joke.

[Amishman35]

What works for me is to eat beef jerky for dinner every night.

[Ichiboy900]

Thanks so much for this...I've been looking all over for a good diarrhea sound effect. I hope you don't mind if I use this sound in one of my videos

[Feartroda1]

@Amishman35 Coke will run through you. I eat a lot of antioxidants to have the strongest and most beautiful shit I possibly can. I have made some videos but the angles aren't the best.

[zeama77]

@Amishman35 Aha! so you finaly figured it out? good for you :) i have diarrhea today...it sucks....

[urizen123]

That. Was. Epic.

[autigerssuck]

omg eww rofl

[autigerssuck]

rofl