TOMMY STEELE ::: WHAT A MOUTH (WHAT A NORTH AND SOUTH) (with lyrics)

Tommy Steele and WHAT A MOUTH (WHAT A NORTH AND SOUTH) ... Tommy Steele was a cockney rock and roll singer from the late 50's. I remember his Singing the Blues as a hit when I was about 6 ... I sang it and got a clip round me ear'ole by me mam.
Tommy Steele born in 1936 and now in his 70s He was a seaman till he was 19 then started singing rock and roll.
He started making films and headlining musicals in the early sixties

Rowan Sebastian Atkinson was born on the 6th January 1955 in Newcastle-Upon-Tyne, UK. He attended Newcastle University and Oxford University where he earned degrees in electrical engineering. He co-wrote and appeared in "Not the Nine O'Clock News" (1979). He was named "BBC Personality of the Year" for his performing on "Not the Nine 'Clock News" (1979). He has made loads of Mr Bean comedy quips. He has a few major films out now and is taking the role of Fagin in Oliver.

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Tommy Steele and WHAT A MOUTH (WHAT A NORTH AND SOUTH)
(Harry Champion / Arr: R. P. Weston))

Sung by Tommy Steele - 1960

Jimmy Bean wussa funny lookin' fella
If e ad annufer mouf, e'd look much swella
Butis "race" queered im, from winnin a beauty show (Oy!)
It wuz like a steamboat funnel
Or a railway arch, or the Blackwall Tunnel
Wen yer can't see Jim wen e opens is mouf yer'll know

An as poor Jim goes walkin' abat
Yer can ear the kids all 'ollerin' awt

WHAT?
Spoken: (What?) Oaww, ummmm ...
"Wotta mouf! Wotta mouf! Wotta Norf an Souf!
"Blimey, wotta mouf es got"!
Naw wen e wussa baby, well, aww Gawd luv 'er!
is poor ol muvver used to feed im wivva shovel
Wotta gap! Poor chap! Es never been known to larf (Oy!)
If e did, it's a penny to a quid
That is face would fall in arf!

Mouf so large, aww Lord! aww Lummey!
e can wisper inis awn ear, ain't it funny?
An to quench is first, naw es gotta take a drink o' mine
e got so drunk one foggy morn
e layed in the rowd an started to yawn
An a poor ol man wuz delivering coals close by

An as e went to shoot the load
e saw Jim's mouf awt in the rawd

(WHAT?)
SPOKEN: Eh? Oaww, wot? Aww, yes um ....

Wotta mouf! Wotta mouf! Wotta Norf an Souf!
Blimey wotta mouf es got
Naw the poor ol man, bein' a short sighted fellah
Wen e saw Jim's mouf, e took it for the cellar
An e shot the lot, right into is mouf, no joke! (Oy!)
Jim, poor soul's got a tummy full of coal
An e corfs up lumps o' coke! (Oy!)

(WHAT?)
SPOKEN: Eh? Wot, eeh, oaww, oaww, cor blimey, I thought it wussall
over. Aww. yes, ummmm ...

Wotta mouf! Wotta mouf! Wotta Norf an Souf!
Blimey wotta mouf es got
Naw the poor ol man, bein' a short sighted fellah
Wen e saw Jim's mouf, e took it for the cellar
An e shot the lot, right into is mouf, no joke! (Oy!)
Jim, poor soul's got a tummy full of coal
An e corfs up lumps of coke! OY!

OY! OY! OY!

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[Katzzrfunny]

nice one,WHAT

[Rikkyhardo]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!

[diamond638]

very clever video

[stabinthedark666]

and as he went to shoot the load...

[bexcookie1]

Love this! My dad used to sing it to me and as I have just become a mum I had to find it to learn all the lyrics so I could sing it to my baby boy (8 weeks old) and even he laughs as I sing :)

[sunnymarky]

the great tommy Steele is still alive Bermondseys own Son ...Our Tom

[gabirose1]

I LOVE THIS SONG my nan and grandad have it on cd i remember listening to it as a youngun' memories

[dreamseekerfairy]

because it was all pre-ordained @ grifiki

[MrTt1998]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Grifiki]

"How did Tommy know the idiot Obama was going to run for the Whitehouse."

[MADNESSRULE2K8]

Wadda Maht Whadda math Blimey whadda Math He Is

[kaymerjon]

INTERNETS DUN :)WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! this song haz 2 b ma fave :D