Ode to Gemini (Original)

Lyrics are as so:

Gemini, you and I
oh, Gemini, why oh why?

Met a pretty little girl at the gentleman's club
she said her name was Gemini
wearing four inch heels and a tiger skirt and
well I just about lost my mind
when she said "Avery ain't you gonna buy me a drink?"
I said shit I'll buy you anything
from a vodka tonic to a new trans am
to a shiny brand new diamond ring

and that's about when it started gettin' fuzzy
I spent my load and I blew my money
woke up in this hotel
no sign of my baby and I got no answers
but the scratches on my back look like I fought a panther
all night long

Gemini, you and I
oh, Gemini, why oh why?
(why?)

Well it's been three months and a whole lot's changed
but then again it never stays the same
I bough Gemini that new trans am
I even took her son to an Angels game
but when we signed the papers I found out
her name was really Sarah Jane
I said hey you got your past, I got my past
and after all it's just a fuckin' name

but last night things started kinda gettin' crazy
cause Gemini says she thinks she gonna have my baby
whoa, slow down
what the fuck?
she said "Avery won't you slow down, don't you start to panic...
the baby could be yours or it could be hispanic"
hoe, slow down
what the fuck?

Gemini, you and I
oh, Gemini, why oh why?
singin' Gemini, you and I
oh, Gemini, why oh why?

why oh why...oh why...Gemini
why oh why...oh why...Gemini

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Tracey Simmonds is the piece of ass in the video, case you wanna know.

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• ode to gemini
• strippers
• pole dance
• avery perkins
• slut song
• bitch ballad

[ChampionoftheHorde]

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