5 Reasons to HATE Jacob Black

Sorry i realized that i offended team jacob people and i am super super srry but i am still team edward and if you ARE team jacob than i suggest u don't watch this vid okay. As i said and still say:
TEAM EDWARD
because jacob doesn't sparkle......

And i am mabye halfway on team swizerrland but i really haven't decided.

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[xxgymnastchicxx21]

JACOB BLACK: i want to LA PUSH you off a cliff. TEAM EDWARD b.c i rather freeze to death than 2 hav a personal space heater. NO1 wants jacob's freaking body on theirs. PERV!!! trying to get someting wit BELLA NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

[TheCrystal0817]

TEAM EDWARD FOREVER

[pradiptabista123]

jake rockx!! :P

[ponysgirl98]

omg team edward-mrs.cullen

[Moonshadows1996]

Otherwise great, but the other werewolves don't have to die do they...? *cause they make a pretty cute little pak together :D, like a "herd of dogs"

[caposito123]

La Push is from the book right? yes its okay now imjust blabbing

[TheMrsdaly23]

Me 2 person #2 roxs

[MTNDewTrailer234]

Haha this video is a fail. Jacob is perfect for Bella, but Bella the dumbass whore went with someone who left her, who almost comitted suicide and almost got her killed for sucking too much of her blood and from the other vampires.

[Superstarkiddo99]

Real men don't sparkle. Hence, men who sparkle are gay.

But how can some people look at Jacob and not think of how adorable he is?

And how can some people look at Edward and think he's hot when he doesn't even shower (the actor doesn't, just to make his hair stay up, which means he doesn't)?

Maybe I just think some people are crazy because I would never want to be a vampire and live forever, and maybe living in Washington and having been to La Push makes me so agitated about this, but whatever.

[taylorswiftylover13]

Screw all the team Jacob fans because Edward is so much hotter i mean why would u go out with a guy who laughs at u every time u fall he's a jerk and can go jump off a cliff for all I care GO TEAM EDWARD!!!

[pennyprinsess]

4) Edward is a total CONTROLFREAK!! I mean hello?! I would have dumped him right away, but i'm scared he would have locked me up in some IKEA-furnished vamipre-tower or something.

5) It's a matter of opinion weither Edward or Jacob is hotter. I wouldn't say no to cuddeling with Jacob in a sleeping bag. Just sayin'. And sure, Edward would be a better boyfriend, IF you are the kind of person that doesn't want to have a life, besides listening to slooow talking "feelings" for the rest of eternity

[pennyprinsess]

1) "Going out" with Edward? More like Edward making her to devote her life to him like some kind of slave.

2) So, you are a vampire? ...Yeaaah...... Don't think so. Pathetic? Yes.

3) "Most likely"? You're starting to make up your own arguments here. In the chapter "fire and ice" (Eclipse) Bella actually mentions that Jacob smells good. Check your sources.