I Need a Bailout

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An artist's request for a bailout of her business. Please note...this video is in the COMEDY category.

I only need $100,000 (no wait, let's make that $400,000) which is a miniscule amount of money when compared to the $700 billion dollar bailout.

Considering that the Fed is printing money as fast as possible, I will actually be requesting $1 million since it will be worth less than $400,000 any day now.

Please do NOT deposit this money into my WAMU account. The FDIC just stepped in there on Friday last week, so there could be a delay on getting money out of there.

RhettandLink have written a Bailout song:

LYRICS, FREE mp3 Below!!!!

FREE mp3:
http://rhettandlink.com/blog/2008/09/...

Thanks to MicroBilt!! http://www.microbilt.com

LYRICS:
I used to think that Freddie Mac was a pimp,
but now my mutual fund is the one walking with a limp

And Fannie Mae, you almost failed me, boo
--But the faithful feds, they bailed you.

Poor Lehman Brothers....yall got the shaft (shaft!)
The government said, good luck with that (shaft!)

And AIG, old Uncle Sam he loaned you
85 Billion, but now he owns you.

Some cry out, Weve become a socialist state!
While others say, We need to regulate.
Should I vote McCain or pull the lever for O-bama?
Im thinkin either way, Ill be movin back in with momma.
(but the cookins good---and I think shell drive me to work)

You see, I dont have much job security
Im an internet comedian...Im not sure thats even technically a job. I dont think it is.
I cant put my finger on it; but you know things have gone wrong
when I cant even afford to finish this...

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• bailout
• Biden
• Bush
• finances
• financial
• McCain
• Obama
• out

[debmarietv]

So how'd this pan out for ya, Deb? LOL! OMG u really made me LAUGH on this one! I love the "as long as I don't need to keep receipts, etc" thing - ain't THAT the truth! You're great!! :o) xo debmarie

[debcoart]

DM...ya know...after all of this, they never sent me one single dime? I thought my apology for calling them douchebags would change their minds, but apparently not.

[icecreamman35]

let me know if you get one, cause i'll give it a try also...lol

[debcoart]

Bloody hell...we should ALL give it a go, eh? They seem to be giving out money hand over fist to those that don't really need it.........:D We could even pay ourselves some bonuses ike the fat cat bankers! Whee!!!!!!!!!!

[ambercolumbia]

roflmao you are TOOOOOO FUNNY DEB

ambercolumbia

[debcoart]

Hey there, cuteness! Are you keeping at all warm up there in Maine country? Gess, I don't envy you at all.

Thanks for watching my bailout video and laffing!

[cottonceena]

OMG, My sides are so aching from laughing. How do you keep a straight face? "All politians r douchebags", "My accountant f**ked up my taxes up, and before that my husband did". You, Ms Deborah, are the best !!! I wish i could meet you, i would never stop smiling around you. :))

[BAILOUTMONEY]

MONEY TO THE PEOPLE...... screw giving the bail out money to ANY Wall Street Co - Give the people the money, as they spend it it will fix economy, stop forclosures, get america out of debt, etc.

PLEASE join my protest to the Bail out and answer 1 question on camera: "How would you spend $297,000 dollars?" - That is the amount of BAIL OUT money given to the people....C'MON AMERICA, JOIN US IN TELLING THE GOV HOW WE COULD FIX THIS ECONOMY!....... The Fight Isnt Over YET!!

[kenporich2006]

Most excellent!!!!! Very well put and absolutely hilarious (and true) Keep up the funnies. Peace.

[4tomhenry]

Thank you for allowing me to stop by!

Hey this is really GREAT STUFF HERE!

I would like to share with you what The Bailouts have been doing for us:

YouTube: I'm Looking for a Bailout"

Enjoy and keep passing all of us at YouTube around!