Last Bastion Of U.S. Economy Succumbs To Pancreatic Cancer
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Uploaded by TheOnion on Oct 10, 2011
American voters are worried about botching another election, everybody is shocked that a body found in the woods is not Jason, and a new study finds a link between reading text on computer screens and cancer. It's the week of October 3rd, 2011.
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@BanjoThreeies Which is?
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"and an apple employee is acting like his fucking dad died or somthng"
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i hate justin...
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And an Apple employee is acting like his fucking dad died or something.
BRILLIANT. Laughed my ass off.
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I still like the eeny, meeny, miny, moe method of voting. Usually just as effective as picking someone.
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"And an Apple employee is acting like his fucking dad died, or something"... priceless!
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@jeanismohamed 2828 Ne 18th Dr, Gainesville Fl, Come at me, Camel Jockey!
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@feckadoodlethe2nd oh an internet tough guy. yes, I'll come over to your house and fuck you up, because I think youre retarded? HONESTLY, go to school.. your logic is fucked. your life must be miserable as it is right now, and you dont need me to come and make it worse. your parents must be so proud..... no wonder you come on here telling people off. probably to raise your self esteem
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Fuck you Onion. You just gave me cancer.
TheHardout2005 5 months ago 101
@kshackleton It won't. W's administration was a nonstop scream. My favorite was impersonations by Will Ferrell's especialy,"strategery". Priceless. I have a poster of W holding up 3 fingers with a speach bubble that says, "4 more years". I get a laugh every time I see it. He like Obama is a treasure trove of material it's just the Comedy industry has gone coward and are afraid of hitting him like other presidents,(name any Republocrat) because they either protect him or worse yet are afraid.
ericstrattendgtmy 4 months ago 6