The Legend of Seinfeld: The Ocarina of Nothing
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You are a bad Hylian. Very very bad!
*finger wag*
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@onlybuilt4rttp Dude... I love you.
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"YOU'RE AN ANTI-MASK SALESITE!"
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@Mortskcab YOU CAN'T YADA YADA TO THE HERO OF TIME!
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The Mask Salesman: I'm not beaten yet! I still have armies in the Gerudo Valley
Link: The Gerudo Valley? You know what the Gerudo Valley is, it's a sitting duck. A road apple, Salesman. The Gerudo Valley is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Gerudo Valley...
Ganon: I come from Gerudo Valley; you not say Gerudo Valley weak!
Link: Yeah, well, we're playing a game here, pal.
Ganon: Gerudo Valley is game to you?! How 'bout I take your little board and smash it?!
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Zelda: I hate anyone who had an Epona as a kid.
Malon: I had an Epona!
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MAYBE THE DODONGO ATE YOUR BABY
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throw in a Monica Lewinski joke and you have the a summary of 1998.
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@ObsceneBastard WHATS THE DEAL WITH DEKU NUTS?
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fack feck fick fock fucky!! lest's eat all your poopy pee ppe shit poo pee!!
Jackie: So, you and your fairy, walking along, minding your own business, then what happened?
Link: Well then a Wolfos just popped up from the ground and attacked us!
Jackie: How would you describe him? Would you say he was a SCARY creature?
Link: Oh yeah.
J: So we got a scary creature of the undead, popping up from the ground, walking around and attacking people. HE'S FLOUTIN' SOCIETY'S CONVENTIONS!
L: He was flouting!
J: It's unnatural! Mischivious, dangerous, ridiculous, OUTRAGEOUS!
midna007 2 weeks ago 37
"So I pull the sword out of the pedestal and yada yada yada I'm the hero of time!"
Mortskcab 2 weeks ago 32