Fashion Rant

WARNING: MATURE LANGUAGE

The gryphon rants about fashion. Laughs insue

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[thatblargguy]

You know I have this fail friend if mine, who, as his name suggests, sometimes fails. He tried to show these rants to my fucking English teacher!!! Just imagine how that went over and tell me what you come up with

[sepaco003]

@thatblargguy Actually if the english teacher is open-minded enough your friend could have very well attracted a new listener; but I understand your hesitance.

[furrygamer0461]

WOW! you wouldn't last long without the f word! I love your crazyness, you are so true.

[sepaco003]

@furrygamer0461 Oh this isn't my work, all praise to be directed to 2gryphon. I'm simply reposting

[vazette]

That's a really good point he has... I've never been one for fashion either.

Also: I think I might know what song he's using in the background! If I'm not mistaken, that's Arabian nights on mescaline, by Infected Mushroom. 2 knows the same crazy goa bands as me, that's so cool <3 I gotta go listen to the background music of all his other rants now...

[sepaco003]

I've never actually listened to his backgrounds either... I'll have to do that too now :)

[darknachoman26]

everyone in my school dresses like wannabe gangsters. theres no way in hell anybody would ever get me to dress like that!

[ginkiba3]

Everyone at my High school dresses like they came out of a fucking hot topic explosion!

Is it a guy? Is it a girl? I don't know! But they're big, black neon-colored hair sure has enough hairspray to make a hole in the ozone layer.

And look at those tight pants! It's no wonder so many guys don't have any balls, they're pants shrink them while they're still growing.

Screw that, I love looking like a guy.

Long live the Gryphon!

[moonpaw1109]

A-friggin'-men!



[PrinceDrazarian]

Amen to this!!!!

[hotwhire]

@darknachoman26 Highschool is the breeding ground for tools and brainless nimrons. Mostly the female side of highschool is where the bullshit elitism comes from, asian niggas, black lolitas. No one can be who they want to anymore because it ain`t cool? who are these idiots trying to impress?

[Darkmage1293]

"MY DICK SUCKING MONEY IS FOR RENT!" XD

Unsurprisingly, I heard that one Matrix sound effect when Neo is covered in the mirror and I keep thinking 2 looks remarkably and sounds kinda like Cypher.

[djxthexmonferno]

@hawkclawwind I never understood that. If it looks basically the same, what does it matter how much money you spent on it? In my opinion the people that go around and spend over 100 bucks on a pair of jeans they're only gonna wear once when they could've gotten the exact same pair at Walmart or JCPenny are the ones who are in need of a priority check.

[NobodyYouKnow1000]

@sepaco003 I bet that's ALWAYS fun to say.

[hawkclawwind]

I mean really, I agree with 2. I go to a private school cuz my dad works there and we have uniforms. I get funny looks because my uniforms imply "I bought this shit from wal-mart" rather than "Oh my god I spent way too much money on this outfit from forever 21" I mean dear god people! Get over yourselves!

[PrinceDrazarian]

Love this!!!!

[wow7989]

awww and i like hottopic :c

[Thiefenz]

@TheAlaricPetz ATHEISM!!! D:>