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Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday

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Uploaded on Mar 30, 2010

Tulane University researchers say Quigley is now able to experience the crippling fear of impending death previously only accessible to humans.

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  • monkeyjoe70

    the bunny's face at the end....

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  • Cierinal

    Not "fake". Satirical

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  • ShowginTV

    hahah

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  • Francisco Arellano

    Poor bunnies

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  • hipstersFTW

    Not sure if people actually believe this is real or just trolling...

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  • TheBeautifulCheese

    Kaitlyn... You are stupid

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  • kaitlyn sander

    Yes lets teach gorillas to become alcoholics and kill them selves. I think its wonderful that this gorilla is smart and understands things we are saying, but to teach it to basically hate itself? Some people have no sense of decency. The human race is already fucked up and twisted. Why do we need to teach gorillas to be like us? Cant we just let them live happy care free lives? This should count as animal cruelty.

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  • MsCheekybunbun

    Good satire.

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  • MsCheekybunbun

    Seriouslt out of all the fucking things you could tell him, you told him about death. What the fuck

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  • Hem3fiction

    no, a lot of people were just fooled.

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  • ShadowWolfRising

    well your probably not autistic.

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  • Hem3fiction

    I don't watch this show..... if it actually is a show. And I knew It was a joke :P

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