Melbourne Comedy Gala 2009 - Otis Lee Crenshaw - Bundaberg Rum

Otis Lee Chenshaw
Bundaberg Rum
Melbourne International Comedy Festival Gala 2009

For http://www.oxfam.org.au/

Since there were a few requests.

The Lyrics:

They thought they'd be -
The kingdom by the sea.
The Jewel, in Australia's crown.
They used to think -
They'd made the drink -
That would turn,
The whole world upside down.

One sip.
And the whole world would come.
For one sip.
Of Bundaberg Rum.

They distilled the sugar.
Into pure molasses.
They raised their glasses
High above their heads.

They took one sip -
They took one sip.
And someone said:

Holy shit, this is liquid crack,
What the f.. are you lookin' at?
Come over here and I will beat you like a drum.
And I'll introduce your face to my hand.
And we'll settle this whole thing man to man.
Bartender, two more cans of Bundaberg Rum.

Cause its canned hate,
Liquid Venom.
Makes you mean as a snake.
Makes you wanna punch women.
It's purified sugar from a high pressure cooker.
Makes your skin start crawling,
'Til they peel you from the roof.

Its caustic soda,
Mixed with cola.
Makes your eyes grow beady,
Makes you go bipolar
Makes you watch sport channels,
Wanna wear flannel.
Makes you wanna call the bouncer a big fat poof,
Join One Nation, or family first.
But he hates mankind.
Cause hes blind drunk, and dumb on Bundaberg Rum.

Bundaberg Rum.

Wine is for purists,
Whiskey's for snobs,
Foster's is for tourists,
But Bundy is specifically targeted for yobs.

Cause its canned hate,
Liquid Venom,
Its semen from a demon,
With just a twist of lemon.
Makes you angry to your boots,
Makes you wanna drive a ute,
Makes you wanna take the cops on a high speed pursuit.
It'll make you pissed,
Make you make lists
Till you talk talk talk talkin with your fists,
And your saying something racist,
Tasteless.
No point of view, or informative basis.

There's somethin'
In the fermentation
Makes a man grow a mullet,
Join One Nation.
Or Family First
When he hates mankind.
He's blind drunk, and dumb on Bundaberg Rum.

Bundaberg Rum.

Bundaberg Rum.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Otis Lee Crenshaw
• Bundaberg Rum
• Comedy Gala

[beckyandgracebmfl]

whats the song called where hes going on about prison love?

[abremaline]

"He Almost Looks Like You." The only version here on YT though seems to have been cleaned up, a lot. LOL. I suppose they'd have to.

[madworld456]

how is it that poof is censored and the f word isnt?

[HalfkastHybrid]

10 people prefer UDLs.

[hhgttg69]

absolutely brilliant!!! 10/10

[Mittau]

The intro gets me every time. You paaaid for the whole seat....but right now you're only gonna need the edge of it. Brilliant.

[Nicothephysicist]

Why have they censored "fat pouf"? I could kill those. . . *talk talk talk talk talking with your fists!*

[jaggedmaggot]

Why are so many people mean to the bandy drinker I was drinking it last weekend nothing bad happened killed three hooker just an average night.... Talk talk talk till your talking with your fist ha ha ha oh I need a bundy

[whydoihaveanaccount1]

thumbs up if u typed in rich hall holly crap this is liquid crack in the search engine

[Fortozero]

"Something in the fermentation makes you wanna grow a mullet and join One Nation or Family First"

EPIC.