Knife Tricks with Knifey McKniferson

A series of dangerous knife tricks, throws, and catches done by Josh Johnson, complete with "This knife is sharp" proofs that make Gallagher look like a neat-freak, and a tangent that makes Gary Busey look sane. Don't try this at home, kids. He's a professional idiot.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• knife tricks
• spins
• throwing knives
• catching
• dangerous
• knife
• josh
• johnson
• knifey
• mckniferson
• KnifeyMcKniferson
• blade
• killing fruit

[AshDilorenzo]

if this video were called "leaving old vegetables in small pieces for the birds to eat" i would almost get it.

[EgoDriven2000]

@AshDilorenzo I've figured out since then (roughly 3 years since we shot this) that if I plan on doing patter, AND knife tricks, I should actually practice the patter first. Otherwise, I have to spend too much concentration on not cutting myself to be able to speak in a coherent and compelling fashion.

Live and learn.

[haks11ence]

god pathetic wastes of space like you piss me off. it is truely indecribable how angry losers like you make me

[EgoDriven2000]

@haks11ence Wow, so watching me for a few minutes made you remarkably angry? I use the word "remarkably" because I figured you'd appreciate me teaching you another word that maybe you can spell.

I must be incredibly powerful. Almost indescribably so! Carry on being effected by my massive field of awesome.

[Eagle2410]

u guys aspiring stunt artists or circus acts

[EgoDriven2000]

@Eagle2410 Closer to "stunt" than circus, though I do respect a skilled carny when I see one.

I'd like to have as many "unsafe" tricks as possible in my repertoire before I die. Hopefully one of them doesn't kill me.

[speedjerkin]

AMERICAN BADASS

[EgoDriven2000]

Pajamas. I try to wear the least amount of pants possible at any given time. Long story.

[haks11ence]

this isn't WoW faggot

[haks11ence]

I bent you you think cock feels right in your hand. your an idiot. l2throw knives. cut your hair, shave, lose some weight, and move out if your moms basement.

[CANNONBALLSTARZ]

Thanks for accepting my video response mate!! hope you like it aswell

[CANNONBALLSTARZ]

@neotropic1 Thats not nice mate this bugga will throw a knife right threw your brain! you betta be carefull