Pope Supports Gay Marriage After Meeting Charming Connecticut Couple

China agrees to forgive a portion U.S. debt if Americans dress up in costumes and perform silly dances for them, a drunk pilot pulls over onto a cloud, and a little clay thing is purchased at an arts festival. It's the week of July 11th, 2011.

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[sam06pr]

NASCAR fans are deeply puzzle by a mysterious black family seeing attending multiple races. LOL

[xWhiteClaudiax]

@MarineGuild continued in Lev 18:23 "....A sexy, red hot abomination. Also no shellfish".

[gredangeo]

I wonder how many Americans would do a silly dance to get out of debt. Come to think of it. To see 300 million people do that at once, WOULD be worth paying to see.

[NStenO]

This is exactly what happened with Wade Kach, the Republican guy who changed his mind about homosexuality within hours of actually meeting a gay couple. Fuck conservatives and their wilful ignorance, how are they allowed to even have a say on what happens in the world's most powerful country?!

[Davincciable]

pope pope pope pope sounds like a long winded fart

[greendayninjalicker]

lol the piolet thing !! aha im stealing tht

[quelorepario]

@lotflotf No shit, sherlock lol

[ironmantis25]

i'm willing to do an embarrassing dance to get rid of our debt

[lotflotf]

clouds don't work that way

[ITHEREONETHATHASNT]

Tire dof finding the review while looking for full clips.

[MrAmericanpatriot18]

@mueygringo Getting to quit isnt the same as getting to choose your MOS. And when reenlisting you can stay in your current MOS or IF theres openings you can reMOS, sure. And naturally if you have a job that requires a security clearance and if a Soldier (or Marine or whatever) is a retard and loses the clearance then ya obviously you get reclassed. But as long as you dont get on anybody with rank's poop* list, your MOS is safe.