George HW Bush "Barbara is Unstable"

The infamous parody speech sound clip in which Bush 41 talks about his nagging wife who isn't going to be putting out anymore.

"You know, Barbara is unstable. She is too big, and spends too much.

She's nagging, lazy and uninspired, but when Barbara holds my pride, I have always risen to the occasion.

This may seem frivolous, and I don't mean it so, but this weekend, we did it together, right here in this chamber, pushing, my missile inch by inch further and deeper, and I'm huge, and I came twice. Really!

But this is no time to boast.

Tonight she wanted me to know that someday, having a good time must end. Which means, no more next year than this year. Oh no, this will not stand!

She now recognizes that I have needs, my piece is hard and it's been languishing in these hallowed halls for years now.

There are certain things that a president can do without the wife, and I'm gonna do them.

Let me level with ya: I relish a good hand job, and I cannot wait.

Let me tell you what you can do. Give me the same thing 43 Governors have - a new woman under complete government control. And you, pay the bill.

And finally, I had a joint tonight, and it is, kicking in now. And that is fine. No one ever thinks - I need drugs, but after all, a man needs a vice.

You know, I have bad dreams. This time, I saw Elvis, that thief, making fun of my life, and you know, my thing.

*This* will not stand.

Thank you, and God Bless our beloved country, thank you very very much."

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• george bush
• hw
• 41
• parody
• spoof
• barbara bush
• president
• united states
• sound clip
• america

[daliks]

@coldlampin so true!!!!

[Babyface1968]

This was spliced from one of G.H. Bush state of the union address. Who ever did this I give you a Award for Greatness.

[westprice]

Awesome. The first time I heard this was when I requested a CD from a guy that had a mixed tape on a website called "The Art of the Mix." That was before I had a computer... I accessed the site from my Sega Dreamcast. What a great mash-up.

[coldlampin]

This is the reason the internet even exists.