Open or Die [original ukulele song]

[lyrics below]

You know all that spam e-mail you get? I saved the subject lines and wrote a song with them. No editing. I just added that hyphen in "prov-ed".

Big props to everyone whose uke videos I've been enjoying for so long. Dang, it's hard to get it even vaguely right in one go. Or six. You guys rock.

Lyrics:
Dear Prize Winner, mad of your silence!
Will you come and be my wife?
Let's groove! Offer of pomegranate juice!
Your bedroom doesn't smell like passion.

Taste the sweetness of a rich looking person.
Exhausted of endless headaches?
Top women problems and ways to solve them.
Johansson without underpants!

Become love titan; open or die!
Give wang full strength flow!
Ain't got your point; now buy some medicine.
Wondering where is your ass.

Hello my good friend, Investment Assistance!
Prince Charles prov-ed gayness!
You can visit public pool as you know you have big tool.
Endorsed by Miley Cyrus.

Be in vanguard of loving mastery.
You are sleeping on your working place?
Your watch will never wear off. Gums new!
Destructs porcupine sakes.

Become love titan; open or die!
Give wang full strength flow!
Ain't got your point; now buy some medicine.
Wondering where is your ass.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• ukulele
• original song
• procrastination

[annesinger]

Very talented! More, please...

[amyknitty]

you are VERY biased. :-)

[ukulelezo]

Hurray for 1st solo video! Excellent subject matter for a song. I've often thought about it myself. Great job! I hope you do many more.

[amyknitty]

Thank you kindly!

[ctrymaus]

Ahahahhaha! Too funny!

[eerteep]

haha! wonderful!

: )

p.

[helloukulele]

Hysterical!

[berean315]

What a novel idea for a song. Good job.

[ukulelebadass]

Very nice!  Love the beat lyrics. Got any more?

[UKISOCIETY]

WS Burroughs is smiling.

[seeso]

Ha ha! Clever idea and nice execution. More please!

[deach69]

What a cool song!

[AngusTCat]

Great song! Thanks very much for the video!

[lunadragongirl]

Awesome! I think it's inspiration for a new album: "SpamALot, the Ukulele Diaries." You could do a special edition second cd using informercials instead of spam. What do you think? :P