I Need To Masturbate... NOW!

How can I go a day without masturbating? For I am a boy, and it is not in the nature of a male to go without his hourly wank, even if it is a crafty one in the supermarket, clean up in aisle 8!

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• Sin (mythology)

[SleepWhenIamDead]

....so true....so do you uncircumcised need lotion? us Americans are attacked with scalpels the minute we are born, like we are Jews or something....but I have some Canadians telling me they don't need lube.....I guess the same goes for Brits....

[jamesingtonthethird]

@SleepWhenIamDead Hell no.. lube sucks. You cant get grip!

[bexhillguy]

15 is your record! dude, thats awesome, hahaha

[jamesingtonthethird]

@bexhillguy I think its closer to about 10 hahah

[JuttMC]

Sorry Satan. I just killed a kitten.

[Minotaursoldier]

@bexhillguy For a second I thought he said 50.

[Paulsiphone4s]

HAHA I just actually LOL ed very loudly and woke my dog . Btw I'm not stalking ur vids I'm just a bit bored

[transitcoffin]

wanker

[killah1136]

you are allready satans "bitch" you got no will power

[benbutterell]

While people try to make her look like a fool, think twice and be a real friend, through thick and thin! Its easy to argue or make a joke out of the situation, but its hard to loose someone important in your life. Peace Brother,

[benbutterell]

. My list of sin's goes on mate until one day I was saved and saw the real truth, the truth which your friend has also seen. Not here to push anything on you but how cool would it be if your supported your Friend and not push her away or ridicule her because of her new life? She hasn't changed she just has rules in her life which makes her a contributor to this world, not a cancer like I was before.

[benbutterell]

I know you think its a joke Brother, I used to masturbate every day,even at work in the toilets, watch porn of young girls, Smoke Pot everyday, Drink, Fight, Steal, Nightclubs, Sex, Drugs, Lie, Cheat, Ridicule, Hate, Waste all my spare time watching Tv.. Do you think your friend is lying about what she tells you about God? I know its hard feeling like you are loosing a friend but she has seen the light