Big Bang Coffee Prince Parody by Poopiness

http://twitter.com/poopiness

NOTE: the story starts out with a scene from the middle of the story (Jiyong is already working at Coffee Prince), then goes into a flashback of when Jiyong was first hired.

Storyline:
+ TOP is the manager of "Coffee Prince". However, he's sexually frustrated from not "getting any" in a while. GD or Jiyong on the other hand is a gold digger. Jiyong convinced TOP to hire him with the promise of letting TOP grab a feel of Jiyong's boobies. Therefore, in the beginning when TOP asked if Jiyong had "them", he was referring to boobies. Everyone in the shop, including TOP, thinks Jiyong is a girl, which is opposite from the original Drama storyline. However, Jiyong is a guy (he's actually also gay here, because his boyfriend is Taeyang), and he's just pretending to be a girl so that he can get some easy money out of TOP. Unfortunately, TOP was betrayed when he accidentally felt Jiyong's chest, and saw that they were flat. However, TOP being the dense guy that he is, just thought Jiyong was one of those girls that were flat chested. Nonetheless, he was very angry at Jiyong for lying about having big boobies, and getting his hopes up. Sneaky gold digger Jiyong then pulled the "I love you" card to apologize. TOP, now smitten with Jiyong, confesses his feelings and promises to buy Jiyong breast enhancement pills to make Jiyong bigger. He wants to touch big boobies no matter what. Jiyong succeeds, and TOP is lured in. In the very end, TOP finds out Jiyong was a guy all along, but it's too late.
+ Taeyang is Jiyong's boyfriend, and Seungri's friend. Taeyang is rich, and is the owner of Coffee Prince, which is why Jiyong is his "partner". This shows Jiyong's gold digging nature.
+ Seungri is an inappropriate pervert, always saying inappropriate things like "bangable", and kissing Jiyong out of nowhere. He also likes to cross dress, and tries to get his friend Taeyang in on it, but Taeyang refused.
+ Daesung is really just an airhead, and a suck-up.

Enjoy, laugh, and comments :D
P.S. I don't hate Big Bang for those who don't know me. I'm a huge fan of Big Bang.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• G-dragon
• gd
• kwon
• jiyong
• top
• big
• bang
• bigbang
• bb
• parody
• coffee
• prince
• seungri
• taeyang
• youngbae
• daesung

[abcfunnyxyz1]

@poopiness yeah its lies it just no beat listen to lies like the chours.

[poopiness]

@abcfunnyxyz1 no, like I said before, the song is "always". The song that Seungri sings at the beginning, which is at 1:04 is ALWAYS. The song he sings later on near the end at 8:09 is LIES.

[RIKUSORAJAKROXAS]

my favorite part was "everytime she acts like this, i want to punch he in the throat" XD

[towelettePOWER]

i've noticed that top likes to say SHIT. xD

[geeXpiriri9]

Does someone here know what that song is starting at 4:15`? Ö_Ö

[AznPanda369]

G-dragon hair looks best in this vid

[MiSsSarU07]

ahahahahaha, i'm dying!!! lol

[ynutzayna]

aaaaa WTF that so nice ...love that sub ...hahahahaha at 1:57 T.O.P cant stop laugh ....

[YoBuddy96]

"Did you eat shit for lunch" LOL

[MimiesaILY]

9:09 to 9:15 cracks me up every time! :D LMAO.

[MrsDeathDreamer]

Top: I want to touch big boobies

LOL TOP XDD!!

[xiaolungpao]

"I'll make you big" =))))))))))))

[Mistr3ssBlack]

AHAHAHA! I STARTED LAUGHING WHEN IT JUST STARTED! XDD

[W17Chocolate]

SHIT SHIT OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA