The ELFIS Story part 19 - I Shot Santa in My Underwear

ELFIS shares a funny Christmas song made famous by The Fools on Dr Demento. - I Shot Santa in My Underwear -
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ELFIS, Short for "E Long Fong I Song", the name given to Santa Tech dropout "Stewart E Pedd II" by his Elf Guru, "Elfi Ona Honda Beyonda Ponda". Re-live the real life Stu Pedd adventures in word and song as ELFIS shares his twisted journey from normal North Pole kid to Santa Technical College to elf commune.

LYRICS - I Shot Santa in My Underwear
by The Fools. Released By: Ouch! Records (Stavro Arrgolus)

I guess you could of said I shoulda known better
But looking back it's easy to explain
Well I don't appear like a genus in this story
But I'll tell ya the story just the same

I was upstairs watching Magnum on the TV
I had a bologna sandwich in my lap
When I heard someone walking downstairs in the parlor
I said to myself: What's that?

I went downstairs to see what was the matter
A 38 revolver in my hand
And when I reached the bottom step I saw him
A fat little roly poly man

I said Hey! What gives and then he saw me
I thought he swung his bag up at my head
So just like Magnum P.I. on the TV
I pulled my gun and shot that sucker dead

CHORUS
I shot Santa in my underwear
What he was doing there I'll never ever know
I shot Santa in my underwear
Right there beneath the roof and mistletoe
He could of been a prowler, he could of been a thief
How was I to know he'd dress up like a big red geek?
I shot Santa in my underwear
Now Christmas time will never be the same.

He went down just like a sack of old potatoes
He hit the floor it made the whole house shake
I moved into take a closer look
And that's when I realized my mistake

I said: Hey! You're that Santa fellow
He nodded once, like he was glad I knew
And then he pulled me close to hear his last words
He said now it's all up to you

I said me? What do I know about Christmas?
It was to late, he had passed away
So now I'm cold and hanging out with reindeer
A skinny little old man and a sleigh

CHORUS

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