Shit Christians Don't Say

This should be funny to Christians and non-Christians alike. Enjoy!

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Comedy

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• shit
• christians
• don't
• say
• people
• atheists
• funny
• humour

[whedonfreak976]

Actually with the exception of the last one, i have said a lot of that to my atheist friends, so for you to say that christians do not say this, please do not include all christians, not all are nuts, some are nice.

[DanielSchaffiro]

@whedonfreak976 you are certainly the exception then rather than the rule.

[AJW0600]

Well. *this* Christian doesn't care for the beliefs and approaches of Josh McDowell or Lee Strobel. And I have attended gay pride events to show my love for and solidarity with LGBTQI folk. And I'm quite comfortable admitting and embracing my times of doubt. But then again, I'm a progressive Christian. : )

[bearwoodcarpentry]

got me on the last one ,well done

[ultimatenick37]

@DanielSchaffiro I'm Christian, and I've said at least half of it. Like that Atheists are nice people.

[smilecolorsan]

very funny! haha!

[MisterDataJack]

Well done sir :)

[whedonfreak976]

@missNewVegas Thanks, i think that a lot of christians forget the best values of the bible, humility, love, and compassion, even if a person does not believe in god, they can at least admit, that those are good values, but sadly christians a lot of them do not. But there are those like you, and me :D

[missNewVegas]

hey I'm chirstian and Jesus jokes have been some of the funniest I've heard :D Family Guy sure has fun with it too lol

[missNewVegas]

@whedonfreak976 Couldn't agree with you more. I'm christian, but I know better than to shove my beliefs in everyone's face and/or be insulting about it. I have atheist, gay, chirstian, buddhist freinds, and you're right it's so sad how the looney christians give everyone else a bad rap, so it kinda hurts when my beliefs get made fun of even if I decide to accept people as they are :/

[meangirl66]

LMAOOOO! >.<

[coronantacoz415]

Good job fatman