Heeb Olympics: The Yarmulke Toss

Four modern-day gladiators do battle for the gold (a lifetime supply of Gold's mustard) in the Heeb Olympics, beginning on August 8, 2008 in Los Angeles. The Yarmulke toss is the first of four events. For more information, check out www.heebmagazine.com.

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[rahagbab]

@2623890 Ah, the chutzpah! what schmuks!

[DarthM4lak]

ugly

[embudkeller]

David Keller!  Soooooo funny!

[2623890]

Gevalt!! To throw a yamulke, an object of kedushah, away like it was a shtickel dreck is a complete Chillul HaShem. Furthermore the females on display look like shiksas, chas v'sholom, with their pritzasdike clothing.Have they no shame? don't they know the meaning of the word "tsiniut"? Is this what your parents brought you upto be? The boychiks could stand to lose a few pounds, otherwise they're asking for diabetes. Chazak!

[8cccpeevostokzempf]

That was pretty limp!

Put some starch in that hat boy!

[armisis]

haha! Great!

[tubeyou75]

"Look at that concentration"

Loves it!

[EstherK]

I always knew Neuman wanted to be a sports commentator. What's next, bagel ring toss? Torah yad (or lulav) javelin (lulavelin)? I'm sure we'll see shortly.