God's Hairy Balls!

A theological monologue concerning the possibility that God may have balls as big as houses.

UPDATE: After watching some recent Islamic videos, it turns out Allah is a "He" too, so the muslims WERE just as silly as the Christians after all.

What DOES a god need a penis for????

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[pienipaha]

Actually male gender does not mean he has a dick - that means he produces smaller gametes (sperm). Large gametes (eggs) are always produced by the female. That's what biological gender is about - it's not about body structure or behavior or all that other stuff that varies so much between species and individuals. It's how we can tell if an organism is a male, female, both or genderless - what are the gametes lie ?

Nice when things can be unified.

A deity like xtian God should be beyond gender.

[philhellenes]

So you ALWAYS call God "It" then, if God is "beyond gender"?

I'm betting you say "Him", just like everybody else (including myself).

:)

[hairyreasoner]

Glowing "Divine spherical places..."

Too funny.

[philhellenes]

Yet, in a way, no funnier than the actual scripture itself. ;)

[hairyreasoner]

Shit. It's all just so much shit.

[philhellenes]

Those words, Hairy, could well be the most efficient summation of the situation that I've ever heard.

[PurushaDesa]

So your response TO DEATH THREATS was an extensive discussion about God's genitalia? ∞ respect Mr. Hellenes.

[LeafInTheStream]

"Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions." —Thomas Jefferson

It's interesting that every question you ask here could be put forward seriously.

[2eelShmeal]

I've had a lot of compliments but 'divine scrotum' takes the gold.

[motherqueen9655]

u need more balls too

[alabamamanable]

I am going to whip out my XV-601 Industrial Capacity Quarkifier and quarkify you into a bunch of quarks, Phil. There, tally up a death threat from an atheist. What's that? We're still behind? Stunning.

[henriktor]

Then try to imagine God shaping Adam out of clay.

What was it like when he was shaping Adam's dingdong?

His hand delicatly shaping the Adam's nuts. His divine fingers gently forming the rod with his godly fingers wrapped around it..

Did God have an erection just then? Is this why God is so angry with homosexuals?

Could it be that God really is a latent homosexual?

[iluvemmanuel]

too fuckin funny

[pogibija]

Curious, how many death threats are you at now? And whats the score board looking like?(Muslim's still leading?)

[PinkYui16]

Obviously, God has a penis long enough to fuck everyones mind over :). Great video Phil.

[uniroyal]

Dear Phil, you make me laugh and you make me proud of myself. Not too long ago I came up with a simular question I asked a Jehovas Witness.

God can hear, speak, see etc. so he has ears, mouth, eyes. We are made as his image so he must look human like. And being a "he" does God have a penis???

I love the way you think!

[C0C0nutFace]

Hilariously ridiculous stuff, but not in any way less ridiculous than the notion of the anthropomorphic Abrahamic Gods. I'm wondering if God has one ball larger than the other, and if He has ginger pubes. Perhaps God jacked off as he rested on the seventh day? (He must at least know how good it feels to jack off.) Sheesh, these religions do produce a lot of such silly unanswerable questions.

[akashafuhr]

I belive U ca say cock even.. Penis is just so.... haha Small sounding! I hae truely enoyed yer videos!!! Make me laugh so hard...

I can threaten you if ya like? *thinks* grrr...

Hows this Ill link ya around and make sure some Bible thumpers and Other equally finatical Weakling hoomans get it....

God was invented to control and Enslave other humans...