Edward Sparkles

Edward's sparkles are just a little too bright and shiny for Adam

*note I do not own Twilight or Saw (though I would love to meet Leigh Whannell and James Wan)*

and sorry for the poor quality

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Edward
• Cullen
• sparkles
• sunlight
• twilight
• adam
• bright

[darkyoda]

Ah, wrong. Vampires are a product of very old legends that go back to Romania. In the old traditions, not some writer's generation and ideas, Vampires could not stand the sunlight because they were creatures of darkness, creatures of pure evil and Satan. The light was everything good and pure, and nothing dark could stand it. Thus, vampires do not "sparkle" vampires burn and die. Read the old legends and you'll understand. Not some kid's book with cute "sparkle" vampires.

[MamaLuigiXYZ]

I AGREE I could just film myself shitting in the toilet and it would make a better movie

[FusionCicada]

@glurgburg47 LOL

[DMU555]

@MamaLuigiXYZ Yeah, throw a little glitter on it afterwards and you'll revolutionize the way people think of shit.

[LyrixMonster]

To be fair, Bram Stoker's Dracula didn't blow up or die in the sunlight. His shapeshifting powers were hindered but he could still walk around in broad daylight without too much of a problem.

That's not to say this whole "sparkle" thing isn't a load of shit, I'm just saying that traditionally, vampires could be exposed to light and not be too terribly effected.

[TheJAGShow100]

@darkyoda Psshh vampires dont exist. much less ones that freaking sparkle............

[darkyoda]

@TheJAGShow100 And you're what, saying "Edward" is real? If that's the case, I've got a bridge in New York that I could sell you. Since you'd obviously be stupid enough to believe me and buy it.

[TheJAGShow100]

@darkyoda trolololololol you idiot, those are all myths.

[GrizzlyPanda347]

SPARKLEFAIRIES

[JohnMufasa]

Joker: Why so sparkly?

[megamantwelve]

VAMPIRES.

DON'T.

SPARKLE!!!!

[mightytuffthao]

LOL