Dynamite Kablammo Presents Jesus Says It's Okay To Be Gay

Este goes back in time to answer one of man's greatest mysteries. Hopefully Jesus isn't too wasted to answer.

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Comedy

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• dynamite
• kablammo
• dk
• dane
• biren
• matt
• denoto
• dana
• deruyck
• greg
• kaczynski
• candida
• rodriguez
• meredith
• rensa
• adam
• neubauer
• bob
• quinn
• orgy
• furniture
• judas
• marriage
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• machine
• last
• supper
• eat
• me
• slip
• slide
• shampoo
• pillow
• table
• bookshelf

[ssjsolidsnake]

So.. in the end after jesus gives the okay... people begin to fall in love with objects?

[momomo666]

@ssjsolidsnake That's the idea. It's our way of mocking the right-wing lies about being gay and its affect on society. Subversive!

[gecafe]

The concept of this video is retarded. Why would people become sexually attracted to furniture because gay marriage is acceptable to Christians? The notion is predicated upon the falsehood that being gay is a choice, and further exasperates the matter by implicitly stating that it's a choice made to spite others, as a way of being counter-culture. An ignorant statement. 2 stars. 1 star for the potential, however squandered, and 1 star for the production values, which were admirable.

[momomo666]

Ah, clearly you don't understand our intended sarcasm. See, we agree with you, we're making a comment on people who think exactly as you described. "If people are allowed to be gay, then they'll have sex with anything!" It's sarcasm.

[gecafe]

Ah, alright, my bad. I apologize.

[momomo666]

And thank you for the comment about our production values.

[valakin]

I don't know about that. The Shampoo wasn't very convincing. You might want to recast him with conditioner next time. I think it may up the production value, and if you think that makes any sense... run with it.

[mtzimmerman]

f'real

[spiceymeatballz]

autochthonous is a fucking dick head =)

[autochthonous]

Wow, yeah. I totally see this. This is horribly offensive. At first, I thought to myself, what kind of atrociousness is this? People making out with furniture? That's horrible! Not as horrible as gay marriage, but still, horrible. Jesus would never approve of two grown people loving each other. Puh-leeze. Which leads me to the most offensive thing about this holy terror: Jesus wasn't white. For His sake, he was from the mideast. He would've been way more tan than that.