FUTURE UFC LHW CHAMPION OF THE WORLD - TODD WEEKS!!!

Some things you may or may not know about Todd Weeks...
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. It should however be noted that this was the year Todd Weeks skipped the event in order to have sex with Chuck's wife.
The rumor is that there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq because Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma. While fantasitc in theory, everybody knows that the REAL reason is because Todd Weeks moved to Seria about a week prior to the US invasion of Iraq.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Pretty impressive, but can he send that horse to Taco Bell for a Crunch Wrap and a Bean Burrito? Todd Weeks can.
When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'." This was of course followed by a smack to the back of his head from Todd Weeks who simply stated, "Give the man some light already!"
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper. That's fine for him I suppose. Of course we all know that Todd Weeks never goes poo. He has trained his body never to waste a thing.
CHUCK NORRIS FEARS TODD WEEKS!!!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• CHUCK
• NORRIS
• TODD
• WEEKS
• MMA
• UFC
• WWE

[vanceboy]

fuck....this is shitty. Thanks for killing my fucking brain cells.

[todwarhawk]

Then why did you watch another one dumbass?

[SnoopyDroopy]

SHUT UP.

[todwarhawk]

YOU shut up...since you're so hip to shutin' up! lol

[mayag]

RUN norris RUN (this nation has just gotten weeker)and after watching this crap i think i just got retarted what a piece of rubbish

[todwarhawk]

RetarTed? That speaks volumes good sir.

[BIGDlca]

Damn this dude is good LMAO jk haha

[fawnknudsen]

this is the most important video on youtube

[Rosiana18]

wtf nasty ass mofo

thatz sick dont take off ur fkin clothes u cant even punch....

[kacpt]

I haven't seen thay many stupid people since I left work earlier today.

[ChainsawSpainiard]

um. no.

[vdubwhore]

lmao,you make my day!

[diggricp]

What Tha' Fu--

[altaski]

the guiy definitely knows his stuff

[HotKARLTHoroddsen]

His Name is NOT Todd Weeks, it is David Ignjatovic, a taxi driver from Logan Central in Australia, he was also the lover of Joseph Sarandos for 12 years.

[RightHo00ok]

aaaaaahahaha , dats exactly wat i was gonna say