A Witch in Massena

Greetings good citizens of Massena New York in the United States of America, this is Doctor Bender, Leader of the Royal Order of the Fez. After much debate we have felt it best to inform you that there is a festering boil on the buttocks of your community. This boil is known as the Network of Evil and it's current leader, wacky john happens to reside in Massena.
We have video proof that wacky john has practiced a wacky form of satanism in the Massena Cemetery.
We at the ROF suggest that the town charter be consulted as to how witches are dealt with. We suggest burning or drowning or perhaps both.
This is Doctor Bender and I thank you.

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[johnswackyworld]

@angie112277 i love this video angie... great satire! myself and kong could make great promotional videos for massena and make alot of money from it if the BDC hired us! lol people are reviewing that promo i sent you that he BDC spent $23,000 and say it sucks! alot was left out...and it features really no common people here..typical..

[BanDangBeard]

@citizenkong true. i googled massena and read alot of shit that i cant believe is real for a small town! love and kisses racerx

[BanDangBeard]

@angie112277 you mean they back stab john..commend him for a video..but in truth some go to friends and gossip..and think everything on youtube is real when its staged...narrow minds and no creativity. this is a great video..john plays along with it good.

[angie112277]

@citizenkong just as well as they can't take a joke they definately don't see the satire in anything or the fun in it for that matter. John is far from a devil worshiper but his advocation of evil which is his satire would not be seen that way. I've often warned him of his choices as they do pave the road for him. He has to live there........maybe a little dramatic on my part with the salem witches but they do treat him like a peice of garbage. ♥

[citizenkong]

@angie112277

I urged Doctor Bender not to post this, but wacky john seems to be enjoying it. Worse than the Salem Witches? If I'm not mistaken, they hanged the Salem Witches.

If they hanged wacky john then he would be famous and go down in history as a martyr to the Network of Evil. He seems very, very keen on advocating evil. According to him Massena is already evil.

[angie112277]

Too bad the people in Massena in general can't take a joke. They will beleive it all to be true. If it were true they'd never beleive it. They harass John worse than they harrassed the witches in the salem witch trials.....sigh......thats true. ♥

[MegaEvilCrow]

@gizzytiersen Theres no gun involved, the bullet is tied to a stick and poked at the subject hahaha...

[citizenkong]

@realman1000000000000

No, your mama.

[citizenkong]

@gizzytiersen

Dr. Bender is working on the extremely slow bullet. A bullet entering the body at three inches per second is extremely painful. Great minds think alike! The drawback is getting the target to hold still.

[gizzytiersen]

@TheDicklessMessiah I can't help you. Have you tried using a microscope?