Frazier Chorus - Christmas Every Year

From the "Monkey Spunk" official bootleg album, the best Christmas song ever.

well the devil is among us
and he's wearing red and white
and ringing bells
he'll be ringing yours as well

and yelling at the youngest to get back to bed
or holiday in hell
do you promise not to tell, well

take the bells, take the beard
take a good long look, i'm out of here

and stockings in the morning
full of hazelnuts and ribbons for your hair
well no surprises there

through a symphony of snoring
a cacophony of carols fills the air
and your dad's too drunk to care

take the wig, take the sleigh
take a good long look
i'm off, away

now even father christmas
can't believe that he exists
and i give in
if anyone thought that christmas was a game
that you could win, then i give in to this fear
of christmas every year

it's chaos in the kitchen
and it sounds as if the turkey's still alive
and it's nearly five to five
everyone is itching for the past to leave
and presents to arrive

he stumbles up the drive saying
take the hat, take the sack, take a final look
i won't be back

now even father christmas
can't believe that he exists
and i give in
if anyone thought that christmas was a game
that you could win, then i give in to this fear
of christmas every year

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• frazier chorus
• christmas

[rafqpd]

Great track .Where can I get a copy of this bootleg.Got most of their stiff and would love a copy. Thanks for posting.

[perfectofc]

I believe it was only released through their website, which is no longer active.

[rouens]

another hit that should have been!

[rafqpd]

Thanks for the information.

[jimsouse1]

thanks for this perfecto,very rare track indeed and as funny as ever.