Tizer Wants To Be Cool

Twenty-five years later, I tried to contact her.

Another disturbingly persistent advert from 1986, this time for Tizer with their "I'se got the Ize" campaign. If anyone can figure out what, if anything, the hot but terribly unwell-looking lady is saying at the end there, I'd be grateful.

The song, which is as horribly infectious as it is completely stupid, was released as a single in the UK. I'm reaching, but I don't think it charted. You can still buy copies occasionally on eBay. If you want to, that is.

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• Tizer
• Got
• The
• Ize
• Ill
• Looking
• Woman
• Advert
• Commercial
• 1980s
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• Thanks

[romero72pjb]

the guy on the trombones head is fucked

[Applemask]

Must be, he's holding a saxaphone.

[twilightj5]

Ill? she looks great to me! I found this on a red flexi vinyl the other day. Gonna get it put onto MP3 and get it on youtube. it must be 20 years old!. Ill post on here when ive done it.

[Applemask]

22. Look, I'm not saying she's not hot, but she is clearly unwell. You can see her swallow before she starts singing that big whatever.

[Applemask]

@Aveil87 Well, he's not going to tell you, because YouTube took him out and murdered him four years ago, and I'm not going to tell you because I don't know.

[Aveil87]

@PerkinsSimpkins Who is she?

[MrElliotpaige]

Chriddof brought me over here! and I'm loving this!, so catchy, Ive had it on a loop for the last 10 minutes!.

I get the idea they replace certain words with Ize in a form of piglatin/worzelese and I can understand it up until the girls last bit, can anyone else understand what she is saying?

[hotelmario510]

This still puts images of heroin addicts in my head.

[hotelmario510]

THE EIGHTIES. DO THEY BURN OR RULE, I CAN'T TELL

[Thesurus05]

This is such a dated advert, even for 1986 standards.

[cfbgoespop]

If it helps, the B side of the single taught you how to speak Tizer, maybe that'll help!

[ScareMeSexy71]

IzI Hizad Thize Rizecord Whizen IzI wizas a Tizeenizeger.

[RUBBERMOOG]

According to an inside source at Tizer she is now sadly no longer with us. She once played bit parts in Robin's Nest, music show Razzmatazz and kids favourite, Why Dont You.

[RicardosRealm]

The weird blank expression on that cute but anorexic girl suggests she's been ingesting something a lot stronger than Tizer!